Doggie Winter Wonderland...

Sing along, now........

Dog tags ring, are you listening’?
In the lane, snow is glistening’.
It’s yellow, NOT white,
...I’ve been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.

Smell that tree? That’s my fragrance.
It’s a sign for wand’ring vagrants;
“Avoid where I pee,
It’s MY pro-per-ty!
Marked up as my winter wonderland.”

In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
Following the classical design.
Then I’ll lift my leg and let it go man,
So all the world will know it’s mine-mine-mine!

Straight from me to the fence post,
Flows my natural incense boast;
“Stay off of my Turf,
This small piece of Earth,
I marked it as my winter wonderland.

Brilliant! I'm giggling like a loon now and getting funny looks in work

nice

Brilliant

so true

Thats great

Thats a proper nose wrinkler

I've humming it all blasted day! Many thanks

thats good everyone at work was laughing at it

That's brilliant