Got lurgy

Stringy nose, popping ears, chesty cough, headache, chills, boiling face.
Gah.
Feeling sorry for myself.

MAN FLU!!!!
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(yeh, right! )

Women wouldn't understand.

This is serious stuff.

Honest.

*sigh*

Pour yourself a glass of (good quality) lemonade, heat it up until it's as hot as you can get it & still drink it (important that it's hot) & then drink it. Go straight to bed & get at least 8 hours sleep.

Old remedy, but it often seems to work!

Only have cola here. Will that do?
Don't even want to eat my Chinese takeaway - must be ill.

No, not cola, too much caffeine!

Have a pint or 4, works for me

About to kick the chair out from under a bottle of Jack Daniels in truth.

You no it makes sense

Jack says hi all.
Please log me out if my typing goes wonky.

I was just trying roll over again with Moo, haven't giggled so much in a long time, bless, she doesn't get it

Hope you are feeling better in the morning

Working dog wrote:About to kick the chair out from under a bottle of Jack Daniels in truth.

janey wrote:



I was just trying roll over again with Moo, haven't giggled so much in a long time, bless, she doesn't get it

jstaff wrote:Hope you are feeling better in the morning

And if you aren't then I hope you have an appointed carer to go to the Offie and get you another bottle of JD , Ignore Caryll she's cold and heartless and just doesn't understand what we blokes have to go through . Janey's ok though as I'm sure she was born with some bloke Genes in her (kept the pretty female ones though , so I may propose to her one day as the perfect partner without having to turn G A Y)

cheers Davey boy