If you could ask your staffy one question

What would it be?

Mine would be do they enjoy there life.

Good question.

I would ask Rocky if he is happy, if not what could I do about it.

"What goes on in that little doggy brain of yours"

It is said that their thought processes are not the same as ours and that they percieve and remember the world around them as a series of events, like thumbing through a photo album. And remember a dogs nose tells them far more about things than ours do.

I do however believe that they have a 6th sence and can read us like a book.

My experience so far as I am about to adopt one.

"Are you a happy dog?" - Responce - Tail wag - We will take that as a yes then

"Do you want to come and live with me?" - Responce - Tail wag and big staffie kiss - That would be "so when do we leave then?"

Regards

Simon

Fishguard, West Wales

xXxshelly_stanliexXx wrote:Mine would be do they enjoy there life.

me too

Good to see he already has the measure of you Simon

My question would be, what is it about travelling in the car that has suddenly got you so scared?

xXxshelly_stanliexXx wrote:Mine would be do they enjoy there life.

the only question i would ask

Mine would be ,

' why don't u sleep in ur own beds instead of mine !'

Id love to know why lexi is dog agro, if it is my fault or if shes just a biatch lol

I would ask mine why they think butts smell nice. Never have understood that one.

To Tommy -
"Do you keep mauling your big sister as a sign of your love for her ?"
To Tilly -
"Would you like me to take Tommy to the doggie dentist and get all of his teeth removed ?"


Seriously though I would like to know if thery are both happy and what we could do to make it better

"So, what's really going on with you and the vacuum cleaner?"

*Lynne* wrote:"So, what's really going on with you and the vacuum cleaner?"

if she is happy
what goes through her head when I tell her to do something, she looks at me, and then does what she was planning on doing anyway
why things like the muffin pan are scary

well of cause if he was happy... but besides that "why must you hump all the puppies?"

*Lynne* wrote:"So, what's really going on with you and the vacuum cleaner?"

brilliant!

Maisy, why do you always wait to get home from our walk to have a poo!

Scooby, why did you run off the other day you little buggar!

oh yeah, forgot the poo. Why do you poo in the upstairs hallway 5 minutes after a 30 minute walk? What is it about the hallway that makes it such an appealing restroom?

(sigh)

Why is your favourite perfum to roll in fox and badger poo. Do you really think you smell lovely?

micheled wrote:oh yeah, forgot the poo. Why do you poo in the upstairs hallway 5 minutes after a 30 minute walk? What is it about the hallway that makes it such an appealing restroom?

(sigh)

ha! Il be thankful maisy does it on the garden then!

Are you glad you chose me?


Followed by - when you are doing "staff chat" what are you talking about!

Do you love me as much as i love you

Why are you scared of plastic bags

Jaq wrote:Are you glad you chose me?


Followed by - when you are doing "staff chat" what are you talking about!

When I went to the rescue centre I was after an older dog but when I walked her (because I had walked nearly every other staff and felt guilty she hadn't been out) it was like walking a balloon on a string and she wouldn't leave me. Funny thing is she got reprieved from death row and shipped down here the very weekend I lost my lovley old girl so I think we were meant for each other.

She's a very sociable dog so maybe staff chat is just girlie gossip!