Killer strikes again
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Killer strikes again
by Guest Thu May 24 2012, 14:50
It is with sadness we report that the beautiful, full feathered duster purchased last week has met with a violent death. The poor feather duster had innocently slid out of the broom cupboard and, despite trying desperately to escape, ended up in the alleged jaws of the Staffie know only as Tyson.
It appears that the alleged killer's hoomin gave chase but to no avail. In the dark at the bottom of the garden, the feather duster was ripped heartlessly to shreds. This brings the total of feather dusters killed over the last 20 months to 7. Do we have a serial killer on our hands?
It appears that the alleged killer's hoomin gave chase but to no avail. In the dark at the bottom of the garden, the feather duster was ripped heartlessly to shreds. This brings the total of feather dusters killed over the last 20 months to 7. Do we have a serial killer on our hands?
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Re: Killer strikes again
by Kathy Thu May 24 2012, 15:04
Well it would seem so, from the eye witness report. At least you dont have to dig up the patio to find the remains of the victims, that is a messy job. 
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Re: Killer strikes again
by Guest Thu May 24 2012, 15:14
RIP duster, you were well loved and just beginning your life of cleaning and dusting.
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Re: Killer strikes again
by Ben Thu May 24 2012, 18:20
Oh my goodness, that saint bernard named Tyson should really be dealt with! Lol, I think mine would dig through the wall if I put a feather duster in the closet. My wife just uses the swiffer dusters and the dogs don't bother with them.
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Re: Killer strikes again
by Guest Thu May 24 2012, 19:18
Oh Tyson, I understand, you were just trying to save your human from the horror of having to dust weren't you?
He was just thinking of you Lynne!!
He was just thinking of you Lynne!!
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Re: Killer strikes again
by kaztaz Thu May 24 2012, 19:33
great post he looks was to inocent to do anything like that
sounds like you have been therekathytake2 wrote:. At least you dont have to dig up the patio to find the remains of the victims, that is a messy job.
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sorry but that's was funny 
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Re: Killer strikes again
by micheled Fri May 25 2012, 15:35
love it
We too have sad news, the untimely and violent demise of yet another cardboard box, which is apparently the preferred prey of the Staffy (at least this one).
We too have sad news, the untimely and violent demise of yet another cardboard box, which is apparently the preferred prey of the Staffy (at least this one).
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Re: Killer strikes again
by Girly Fri May 25 2012, 16:43
somebody alert the media and your local MP - we need a law about dangerous, household item killing monsters. they are in our OWN HOMES!!! somebody has to do something before it's too late.
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Re: Killer strikes again
by kate32 Fri May 25 2012, 21:28
We have a seriel balloon and ball burster....the kids arnt impressed and the culprit has to spend all their pocket money on replacements!
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