Post the oldens here

The old ones are the best. Here is an old one I always remember

Next doors dog has been barking night after night, keeping me up to daft o clock. So tonight when I get home im gonna put his dog in our garden and see how he likes it.

Ha ha, the balking thing made me laugh, thought it was a real word till I realised! Very good x

oops lol better change that

Lol blue had me chuckling although i do have really neighbours like thast with 3 dogs barking constantly drives me mad

Stick them in your garden kaiser see if it works. Let me know if it does.........There is a noisey 12ft trampoline in my neighbours garden.

Your neighbours sound just like mine blue

Do yours keep dreaming and making stuff up?..........Like were gonna get rid of these boards and get some windows soon

No they dream about the holes in the fence and them replacing them and oh yeah the shed thats falling down getting a new one and not to mention cleaning the dog poo up in the back garden

You have more ambitious neighbours than me

i tell u what i have step toe and son for neighbours

Have they fitted their own central heating like they did on steptoe and son? They connected the metal bed frame up to the central heating so it warmed the bed up as the water passed through. best steptoe and sone ever that one.
My neighbour is like Frank Gallagher

Frank gallagher bloody hell lol. my neighbour is the spitting image of bez from the happy mondays

At least if your neighbour was bez you could kick feck out of them and get away with it as they would have been pumped with that many drugs they would forget what heppened the next day