Games to play with the police

Ask him what he is doing out so late.

Ask the cop if you can use his pepper spray to "spice up" your takeout.

Draw happy faces on all the pages in his ticket book.

Ask if his bulletproof vest would protect him from projectile vomiting.

Ask him if you can take his squad car out for a joy ride.

When he ask you for your licence say, "Oh sure officer, could you just hold my beer."

Explain speeding with, "See officer, I was driving along when I dropped my bag of crack. I tried to pick it up but, when I did, my gun fell and jammed my foot against the gas pedal."

When he walks up to you have the radio full blast, look forward without saying a word and breathe in and out very loudly.

When he asks you to say your alphabet backwards count backwards from ten instead.

Lie on the ground and ask him to draw your outline in chalk.

Tell him you wanted to be a cop but decided to graduate high school instead.

Take his nightstick and play whack-a-mole with his head.

Pay all your ticket fines with pennies.

When he walks up to you, look at his gut and say "I thought you had to be physically fit to be a cop."

Ask him how many donuts he can eat in one minute. Ask him to prove it.

Say to him, "Don't cheek the trunk. Nope, nothing in there. Scout's honor."

When he asks you to explain why you were going so fast, tell him that you were going to Dunkin' Donuts and you know he'll understand.

When the cop is talking to you, ignore him and roll your window up and down while looking amazed that it does that.

Tell him that the wee little leprechauns made you do it.

When he tells you to put your hands on the hood, walk to his car and put your hands on his hood.

When he asks you to touch your nose, poke yourself in the eye and start acting like Curly from the Three Stooges.