The extent of the intelligence of the Chinese orderer

Just phoned up the chinese for a cheeky curry and the lady asked for my postcode. She was from here so there was no language barrier issues. so i gave it and she then came back to me saying:

"X for extra and T for tiger?"

I kind of went...what sorry? and she said it again.

I honestly don't think she will ever figure out the mistake. It drove me insane but at the same time is so hilarious, but also a bit sad. What are they teaching people in school now days?!

Classic

I had on the radio, and they played a game where they had to give a fruit or vegetable starting with each letter of the alphabet (so, a for apple, b for banana, c for carrot etc.). When they got to O, the guy goes "O... o... AUBERGINE!"

linzy wrote: I had on the radio, and they played a game where they had to give a fruit or vegetable starting with each letter of the alphabet (so, a for apple, b for banana, c for carrot etc.). When they got to O, the guy goes "O... o... AUBERGINE!"

What a plonker