Beware very non-PC !!!!
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Beware very non-PC !!!!
by 8pawprints Mon Mar 26 2012, 20:35
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labor is asked by the midwife
if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.
"I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies.
"OK Do you have a boyfriend?", asks the Midwife.
"No, no boyfriend either."
"Do you have a partner then?"
"No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own."
After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman.
"You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black".
"Well," replies the girl, "I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live,
and so I accepted a job in a porno movie. The leading man was black".
"Oh," says the midwife, "it's really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions,
but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair".
"Well yes," the girl again replies,
"you see the co-star in the movie was this Swedish guy."
"Oh," the midwife repeats, "it's really none of my business and I hate to pry further but your baby also has slanted eyes".
"Yes," continues the girl, "there was a little Chinese man also in the movie,
I really had no choice."
At this, the midwife collects the baby and presents her to the girl,
who immediately proceeds to give baby a slap on the bum.
The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims,
"Thank God for that!"
"What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked.
"Well," says the girl extremely relieved,
"I had this horrible feeling that it was going to bark!"
if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.
"I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies.
"OK Do you have a boyfriend?", asks the Midwife.
"No, no boyfriend either."
"Do you have a partner then?"
"No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own."
After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman.
"You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black".
"Well," replies the girl, "I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live,
and so I accepted a job in a porno movie. The leading man was black".
"Oh," says the midwife, "it's really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions,
but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair".
"Well yes," the girl again replies,
"you see the co-star in the movie was this Swedish guy."
"Oh," the midwife repeats, "it's really none of my business and I hate to pry further but your baby also has slanted eyes".
"Yes," continues the girl, "there was a little Chinese man also in the movie,
I really had no choice."
At this, the midwife collects the baby and presents her to the girl,
who immediately proceeds to give baby a slap on the bum.
The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims,
"Thank God for that!"
"What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked.
"Well," says the girl extremely relieved,
"I had this horrible feeling that it was going to bark!"
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