Monty is becoming more alert in the house now ..

Any slight noise he hears, a little creak, a slight tap, a whistle on the TV, a beep on the TV, the washing machine banging, a fart .. WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF !

Like the bit how you slipped "fart" in Maria, have you got a bit of a wind problem

For a start then, stay off the beans then sweety yeah

hopefully he'll get used to the noises and smell

I hope its a phase for your sake!

As for the barking........................

We like to set the wind free in this house ... :p

"Wherever you be, let the wind go free"

Between me and Tilly it was always going to be messy , the missus has given up the fight and joined in herself now , makes for great bedtime games

ya gotta love toilet humour ... funnily enough tho, I will never fart in front of a girly never have, and never will .. just the way i am

Maria , bet you wished you'd never dropped that fart in , should've said doorbell or something instead, anyway question can EBT's fart and belch as good as Staffy's then ???

davemck3834 wrote:anyway question can EBT's fart and belch as good as Staffy's then ???

Oh, God, yes!

Andy wrote: ya gotta love toilet humour ... funnily enough tho, I will never fart in front of a girly never have, and never will .. just the way i am

That's no Girly , that's my wife

Caryll wrote:

davemck3834 wrote:anyway question can EBT's fart and belch as good as Staffy's then ???

Oh, God, yes!

Uh oh..........

HANG ON A MINUTE !!!!!!!!

Do you know how much of a RELIEF it is to have a dog in the house so I can blame him for the smelly wind ?? It's AWESOME !!!!

Maria. wrote:HANG ON A MINUTE !!!!!!!!

Do you know how much of a RELIEF it is to have a dog in the house so I can blame him for the smelly wind ?? It's AWESOME !!!!

True, true............

Maria. wrote:HANG ON A MINUTE !!!!!!!!

Do you know how much of a RELIEF it is to have a dog in the house so I can blame him for the smelly wind ?? It's AWESOME !!!!

How fitting, Peter Griffin on Family Guy just said 'Smell my a5s'. LOL !

davemck3834 wrote:

Maria. wrote:HANG ON A MINUTE !!!!!!!!

Do you know how much of a RELIEF it is to have a dog in the house so I can blame him for the smelly wind ?? It's AWESOME !!!!

Anyway Dave, I've lost count how many times Monty has been in bed with me and I've lifted the covers only to be greeted by his rotten toxic methane than turns my wall paper GREEN !

toilet humour

Tilly just lays on top , lets one slip out , silent and really deadly, and she's doing that thing where her head is buried in her paws like butter wouldn't melt, and her eyes move from side to side to check us out without her head moving just to see if she got away with it

Ha ha cuteness. She know's she a stinky Tilly ! I'm starting to hear Monty's lately. They make the noise that, if you were to blow up a balloon, and hold the mouth bit in your fingers, stretch the opening so air escapes ... sounds like a great squeeky fart

Sometimes I congratulate him .. depending on how loud they are of course !

Now traditionally , the noisey ones don't smell, is that still the case ?? Me and Tilly made the missus jump into bed with my daughter the other night because we were both that bad there was just no break from it, but we had both had a bit of cabbage from sunday dinner .....euch I just like the way Tilly doesn't even flinch no matter how bad they are , I've even known her to dive under the covers for a closer sniffspection

Yeah, I think the louder they are, the less smell pollutes the air ! Oh my god .. great timing, a disgusting smell just past my nose from under the bed. Beter make sure he hasn't sh!t lol EEEUUUUCCCHH !!

There is a farting scene on Family Guy right now .. Peter letting rip in bed hahahahaha

Maria. wrote:Yeah, I think the louder they are, the less smell pollutes the air ! Oh my god .. great timing, a disgusting smell just past my nose from under the bed. Beter make sure he hasn't sh!t lol EEEUUUUCCCHH !!

haha, you didn't pull the tail

steve76 wrote:

Maria. wrote:Yeah, I think the louder they are, the less smell pollutes the air ! Oh my god .. great timing, a disgusting smell just past my nose from under the bed. Beter make sure he hasn't sh!t lol EEEUUUUCCCHH !!

haha, you didn't the tail

Nah, it's too late to have a shower now !

Toby always seems to fart when he shakes, it makes a noise I can't describe! He then stops and looks behind him like the dramatic chipmunk!

andyhickman wrote:Toby always seems to fart when he shakes, it makes a noise I can't describe! He then stops and looks behind him like the dramatic chipmunk!

Dun DUN duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun !

Caryll wrote:"Wherever you be, let the wind go free"

Church or Chapel just let it rattle