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Post by Guest Fri Jan 27 2012, 22:51

A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden.

The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.

"Do you really talk?" he asks the dog.

"Yes," the Labrador replies.

After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, he man asks, "So, tell me your story."

The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the SAS. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping. "I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals. I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired."


The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.

"Ten quid," the owner says.

"£10!!? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"

"Because he's a lying *. He's never been out of the bloody garden."

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Post by Msigler Sat Jan 28 2012, 00:31

rolling on the floor rolling on the floor rolling on the floor Laughed my *** off.

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Post by Guest Sat Jan 28 2012, 01:35

Laughing

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Post by Guest Sat Jan 28 2012, 04:24

rolling on the floor

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Post by Guest Sat Jan 28 2012, 05:37

Love it!

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Post by Guest Sat Jan 28 2012, 08:12

rolling on the floor

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Post by Guest Sat Jan 28 2012, 16:16

rolling on the floor Now that is funny

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Post by Guest Sat Jan 28 2012, 16:38

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Post by Guest Sat Jan 28 2012, 18:10

rolling on the floor good one

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Post by janey Sat Jan 28 2012, 18:36



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Post by Kathy Sat Jan 28 2012, 19:43

Good one rolling on the floor rolling on the floor
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Post by Guest Sat Jan 28 2012, 20:26

rolling on the floor Brilliant!

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