Job for Misty

As Misty is now an adult at two and a half in doggy years and she's nearly eighteen in human years. I've been wondering what jobs she would be suited for. I think any of the below would be perfect for her. If any of you would like to hire her for the day her rate is very reasonable

Garbage disposal/vacuum cleaner.    If you have any food spills Misty would clean them up before the food even hits the floor. Not even a crumb would be missed. She will ensure your floors are spotless and all food is removed asap.

Sleigh pulling.    Are you Father Christmas? Do you want to give your reindeers this Christmas off? If so hire Misty and I guarantee she will pull your sleigh quicker then Rudolph.

Facials.  If you own a salon and would like a new assistant then Misty is available to hire as a face licker. She will cover the clientele in kisses and therefore remove all traces of make-up etc from their faces.

Recovery truck.  If your car breaks down then give Misty a call. She'll be able to pull your car to the nearest garage. She is normally able to reach you within 45 mins or less.

Alarm clock.   If you would like to know when it's either eight am, one pm or six pm then Misty is able to let you know these times. She will never be late alerting you . She will either stand on your body for the eight am alert or start pawing you for the later two. Please note for this service you must provide her either breakfast/lunch or dinner.

What jobs would suit your best pals?

treat tester expensive ones only of course  
counting mia can tell how much u have given her
psychologist she is good at picking moods up
babysitter shes great with kids of any age
entertainer she gives me a laugh every day
ive never been late for anything our pals make good alarm clocks.
drummer/musician she batters her dishes together when shes ran outta water . she does this repeatedly till I fill her dishes

My Flo would make an excellent alarm clock 8AM, 4:30PM in particular.

Dishwasher.... If given half a chance.

Expert Fly catcher.

Keeping Squirrels safe by chasing them back up trees.

Checking out how good sofas are for sleeping on.

not forgetting excellent cushion tester ian

Chaos is available for:

Gardening services. He will flatten out any bumpy bits with his boomer ball, dig up unsightly plants and prune your bushes for you (provided you hide boomer ball there first).

Massage. Enjoy a relaxing all over massage while you are watching telling or trying to read a good book. Those feet will work all over you!

Dusting. All surfaces at tail height whisked clean in seconds!

Axl is available for hoovering he's very thorough checking every nook and crannie... Twice

Gizmo does a fantastic impersonation of your mobile phnone on vibrate, ensuring you always double-check it's location prior to leaving the house.

keyboard tester - concerned about the hardiness of your hardware? Suffering from an entirely functional keyboard? Gizmo can soon resolve these pesky issues. Solutions include - key removal, random pressing of function keys so you end up typing in Russian cyrillic alphabet, knocking coffee onto keyboard so spacebar and enter don't work and many more yet to be discovered treats

worst window ever - watching a film with all of the screen visible? Gizmo can fix that.

glade plug-in from hell - just let him eat junk from the park and feel the fragrance spread.

hotwater bottle with added snuggle function.

''cat'' alarm system

''person leaning out of window'' alarm system

''there is a bad thing in this corner of the garden, I just know it!" alarm system.

egg location and consumption service.

Oh, and we can also do 'too much money in your bank account?' We can fix that too!

musical accompaniment for all your bathroom needs.

You're going to have to explain that one - bathroom only?

Gizmo has a particular song to serenade me with when I'm in the loo, it's more melodic and high-pitched than the rest of his repetoire.

The word 'character' spring to mind...

aww gizmo