What have my pooch pals been up to?

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My Mummy is dead sad coz her bruva was hurted in big erf-quake, i give her extra cugles today x

get stepses and den slep ona big sqar fing.

i foundded dead bird but mummy didn't let me roll in it or eat or NUFFIN.

yor mummy is a meen as mine! we did go to our oled see worl and there were lots of crunchee crunchee crabses and mummy did not let me eet enny. i did get one or too wen she wosn't looking and hav just dun a selebrayshun fart.

Crabses fart Millie bet yor mummy luvs that At work at Josies today I got sneeky biskits Mummy says if i's working wif her Josie can giv me 3 but I gots 6 I did works hard & scarded the nawty pidgin off & barky bark at her neybors dog so I fink I ernt dem

Was naughty, chased jogger. Mummy cross.

woz you not just running with the jogger, maybe just helping a bits?

ha ha, dubbul biskits katy, that's good!

Eated knob off BBQ & dis time hided it, Mummy still looking!!!

did you hidded it in your tummy?

koda, my mummy wented to sumware corled a poste offis yesturday but she sed i must not telled you in case you dus get eksited.

Millie i have never hearded of a poste offis but i fink i am dead sited now!!!! I wont telled Mummy.

I got dead sighting news today Nana is living wif us from next weekend!!!! Foreva! BEST DAY EVER!!!!!

Yay! 24/7 NANA!

Mummy fort I woz cleaning my legses but I woz lickin' tha duvet! HA! Dat teach her not to bandon me off to scotland. and  on my Gotcha day as well.

Pumped!!

Giz you dead clever, i love duvet licky lickys!! Happy gotcha day, even if your Mum bandoned you

Happy Gotcha day Giz, I had mine a while ago and got treats lots

happy gotcha, giz! doovay likking is a ded good thing to do on yor gotcha day.

as for your mummy bandunning you , i think we orl no not to ekspekt more of hyoomans now. krooltee is wot they dus best.

My Gotcha day is twennntyfiff of July, I just cross cos mummy bandonning me den!

I gots kong jumbler today Jaspers mummy gots it for me & on way home from walkies mummy stops to gets it She gaves it to me & i's drags mummy home to playz wif it I kills the skweeks reel kwik & the rests off it likkle wile later > Mummy complanes cos she asn't pade for it yet

Katy dat is dead good you are so cool!! Tell your Mummy no need pay for it coz it gone now. I love busting toys real quick!!

nother good breaky trick is eatin clothes hangers. dey is good eating and snappy snap snap in my teefses.

Snappy snap snap? I want!!!

had a rake to see if mum had tweets but dey woz in me cuppyboard awl along

snappysnapsnap cote hangers? they sownd grate! mummy is ded wurried now coz parruntlee she has gotted me a kong jumblur for my burfday in septembur and it is now a ded cert that my brutha chaos will killeded it ded kwik. she will hav to get me anuther prezunt insted

you is ded lukky having a cubod of your own, mia.

Too pwesents Millie your Mummy is dead best ever!!!

Sumfing going on, Daddy said i couldnt come to nanas today coz no room but i know truck was empty then when got home had some Nanas fings in it& now is in our house!!! I did get free sausages from Nana!

I fink my mum has hided awl my tweets auntee wiz ,koda u are vewy wucky I havent had sausages fow ages mum cant get eny its twagic

hehe! Mummy does got cold so I gets to play atissue finding.

oh yum! i do likes atisshoos, they is ded taystee.

pore my brutha chaos, he did do skootyskootybum and my mummy did taked him to the vetses this morning and they did bottum skweezing. i did tell him bum-on-flore-bum-on-flore and he did try to but mummy did holded him wile the nurs did do fingerpokey. he did not like it.

chaos vetses are a pain

Oh noo poor Chaos My frend Wednesday gets bitey bum & has to go vetses for skweezys too I tells her bum on flor but vetses gets her too

they is ded meen and deevyus, those vetses, isn't they?

I hope my mate Chaos is ok and LOTS of treats!!!!

I have the dead meanest humans EVER!! They did bandon me tonited to have a cella-bration & go to place called dinner, i do like dinner too dont they know! Daddy tricked me wif a chicken to eated then locked me outside in the real cold and i didnt fink they ever come back for me so i was dead sad!! But they did comed back so now its not worst day eva!! I am sleeping by fire soon!

I maked Daddy bleeded too, we was playing wif my toy wen he comed home them his arm does bleedy bleedy!

My Mummy says my human bruva is come from newzeeland morrow, dead xciting!! We can do chasey chasey, ball, i can show him how lye in front of fire but i will have 1st position always, & i can do sad eyes and he give me cheese then i do sad eyes to Mummy then Daddy and i get cheese free times!!

I wike tooo twick da hoomans koda I did too times wast week I gave my sad staffy waffly eyes and.dey must have fewt weely sowwee for me

Did you get tweats Mia?? I LOVE tweats!!

My daddy is pakin his suitcase Mummy sayz he is goin to Holland tomorrow to playz wif his band Mummy sayz hes not comin home til munday that's ages!!!! hoo's gonna playz tuggy wif me? Mummy cant cos i's too rufty tufty for her

Katy my Mummy did packed a bag too and has gone airport for newzeeland so bandoned me, my Daddy is home tho amd he can do ruff tuff staffy plays, you can come over!!!! & bringed your Mummy too !

we will orl have to together. i am not aloud to play with my brutha chaos cos he dus have a hurtee bit but now that mummy givs him his medsin he says it is not hurtee enny more so shurlee he can now play? but mummy is beeing meen (agane!) and says he cannot play for tooweeks! i think that is eevun longer away than munday . it is so ded not fare.

Millie i did check for you & morrow is Saturday i fink thats right next to tooweeks so you can do chaseys eith Chaos!!

Mummy did go to and from newzeeland just today & bringed home my human bruva Jarrod! BEST DAY EVER!!!!

Mummy did gives me shower today cos I rolleded in the streem I'll tells mummy that we can come visit yu Koda so yor daddy & bruva can playz tuggy wif us both

Yeh Katy tell her, tell her !!!! Can't wait to see you !!!!

oh me to! i is coming to and i wil bring my brutha chaos coz it sownds like by the time we get to you it wil be tooweeks so we can orl do chasings and playings and tuggings and things. can't wate!

mummy had dunned a bit of vijo for your mummy, katy

Mummy just watched it Millie, I no's cus I herd the skweeky skweeks & fort mummy has bort me new jumbler but I coodnt find it I did playz wif Jasper's one for a bit yesterday but mummy mades me leev it cos I was bitin it lots

You can come Millie and bwing Chaos when tooweeks is done, what about Nola ??

And I have citing news, yesterday my Nana did come to live with us - forever !!! BEST NEWS EVER !!!!

that is ded grate nyoos, Koda. i rekkun your nana is comed to live with you coz she misseded you too much utherwize.

I fink so, I let her cook me the sausages coz I know it makes her feel real good. I also like to licked her legs. And I get bacon.

you is so kined, koda. that is ded thortful, letting your nana cook you sossyjiz.

we hav had frendses of my daddy staying with us this weekend and they is from sumware corled teksus and that means they dus tork ded funny and say we is orl cute. mummy dus larf at my brutha chaos being cute!

I haven't heard of teksus is that near Essex near London near Sydney? Maybe I can come over so they can see how cute I is too !

My Daddy is dead sick, he has new-monia my Mummy says. He is barking ALL day and ALL night. Mummy says she is going mad, but she is giving him cuggles so I fink she is not mad at all. Humans are so dead confusing !

i do not no ware teksus is eksept that is is ded far away, so maybe it is eevun the uther side of lundun!

is the nyoo monia like wen hyoomans do normal monings but maybe a nyoo vurshun? I do not no why your daddy is getting cugguls for monings and barkings, if we do barkings we do just get askeded to be kwiyut, but then wen we do stop barkings we do get treetses. are you shur your daddy is not getting cugguls wen he dus stop barkings? utherwise i is ded konfyoozed.

Daddys home I elpt him unpak e didn't bringed my anyfink from Holland e brought mummy stuff I playz wif him & drags him round the flor doings lots of tuggies Hes ded tired now

mummy did larf that your daddy did bring mummy stuff from hollund. she did yoosed to liv ther and says she dus no wot sort of stuff they do sell. i hav no iydeea wot she is torking about but she dus think it is ded funnee.

my mummy does been barking all of lots, but she dusn't got monyars. she dusn't got titeses eivah cos I eated it lots!

Oh Millie tells yor mummy that my daddy didn't by that sort of fing just got mummy wyne & vodka on his way bak froo belgum