Piglets Pub

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a treat for all my favourite doggies

I could use another whiskey as well

No probs, another beer coming up sorry dont think I have a nut cracker that big!

you cant have me brazils if you cant get them out

Blimey... I'm out for an evening and you get all sorts in here Wenchie.. One off the bottom if you please

Coming up Ian well I have to entertain myself whilst your away!

So I see

It's nice to see some new faces in here.

im back is the bar still open can I have something wet and warm please

Yes it is Ian new faces always welcome, yes Carl a cup of tea?

a warm baileys will do I have a cup off tea for breakfast

Oh thats alright then a warm baileys it is ......without the tea

Warm Baileys ... Are you nuts ?

Only ever neat over ice sir.

i like be bacon well done aswell wench

-Ian- wrote:Warm Baileys ... Are you nuts ?

Only ever neat over ice sir.

Dont be rude Ian, Carl has already had his nuts......brazil ones at that too!

He needs educating our Wenchie

I'll leave you to sort out his nut thing

she cant crack me brazils ian what do you like for breaky Inez

Brekkie or a break Carl? Brekkie nowt and a break time snack would be ..........ahem Wine

She's bust my nuts many a time Carl

Refill please my Wenchie

breakfast do you like sausage ?with brazils on the side

-Ian- wrote:She's bust my nuts many a time Carl

Refill please my Wenchie

Ian! I have never cracked your nuts! a refill coming up

good crack in the bar tonight

... Usually is Carl.

Oh damn... Are my jeans falling down ?

ur always guaranteed a giggle in here welcome to the pub carl&gemma edwards

Lunh is served

Tea coffee ian

Coffee Please Crystal

Biscuits as well

I had better not... else someone will say I'm putting on weight

One wnt kill u i wnt tell if u dnt

She has ways of finding out... I have no idea how

Hanging by a thread today could use a cure for my stomach

Me neither ian

Nuts did someone mention nuts!

inez

Inez Maria wrote:Nuts did someone mention nuts!

Your obsessed with nuts

I'll just help myself to a cheeky Bud whilst I'm here

Money in the til please Ian

Your making me pay

Good evening ian and inez

Oooo Ian's paying yay

Wine and ur usual 5 a day ian

Hello col drink of ur usual

Evening Crystal a wine please make it a large one .......the wine that is!

Mia05 wrote:Wine and ur usual 5 a day ian

heres another glass inez

ooh thanks keep em coming

Mias new id tag

Thanks Crystal

Ooh thats lovely Crystal

Inez Maria wrote:Evening Crystal a wine please make it a large one .......the wine that is!

prefer a large sausage to a large brazil.... Nut that is

Cheers Crystal Ians paying