Piglets Pub

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Ooh ham egg and chips! poor Flo

If you insist

I do .

Mia05 wrote: crisps on the table

i did share them

okay bottoms up

Cheers j

One more please. Gym will be hard in the morning

Ok j good luck with the gym

I'll just hydrate in the morning and should be all good

Stressed oot , anyone serving or will i help myself

Oh dear Crystal, nothing too bad I hope waht would you like

Whatever u have

Wine then dont worry you will soon be as happy as me!

Think im just needing a slap ill leave out the frying pan for ian

Shall we get a round of shooters ladies?

Just popping out

Lined up Lisa, Crystal dont be long as I will worry and I can give ya a slap

can i have tean please with today sun

Steve wrote:can i have tean please with today sun

yeah right grab a shooter

Who's got a line out?

shooters on me Col..that's the only line in this pub

buddy may have a nose bag some where

sounds good

£30/£40 a bag i heard cheap these day

Here have a shooter! or Lisa will put the birdy song on the juke box!

Did someone say birdy song??

C'mon, I bet you know all the moves What about the Macarena next? Too much?

Restocked the cupboard

Variety of drinks at the bar bottles in the fridge

Steve wrote: buddy may have a nose bag some where

Thanks Crystal could do with a sit down now

2 stretchers and intravenous drips coming up

Mia05 wrote:

Steve wrote: buddy may have a nose bag some where

thank god i'm not the only one who know about nose bag

An intravenous alcohol drips miles better

come on is it just a Nottingham thing here!!

Must be cause I dont know what it means

I cannae say nothing most scots eat haggis

i dont how you eat that stuff

nose bag = bag of cocaine in nottingham anyway

or Pablo Escobar

coffee please

Oh I see, no I dont like haggis ......another wine please Crystal

Here ya go j

Thanks Inez

Wine inez

Another tea steve?

Thanks Crystal oh bugga get me a bottle

Ohh Wenchie... My usual and some Haggis, Neeps and tatties

Yer drink I can get but tatties no! not yet anyway

... I was going with the Scottish theme

https://youtu.be/Q3L4spg8vyo

sorry