Piglets Pub

Sorry peeps had a temporary shut down whilst some work was being done! Back open now to full service   

Whiskey please, no more diet for me   

Coming up J nah forget the diet!   

I'm all good until November   

I'd love a cafetiere of coffee please   

Large coffee if you please   

whiskey please

Wiiiiiiiinez    

Yes Claire!   

Lawks! there you are (had checked the swing and smoke hut) better not have been loitering with intent in the cellar whilst Cliff was doing the barrel. Cider please   

Nooooooo! I was sorting the builders out! A cider coming up   

Thanks. Hope you gave the builder a proper sorting out!   

Wow, some changes here Wenchie.

Do you have my usual   

Always have your usual Ian coming up!   

One for the frog me thinks Wenchie   

Where you been Ian ?? No doubt in the new darts area!   

It's mighty fine my good Wench   ... Was checking out the fancy new Juke box n dance floor too. Much better than the sawdust that used to be down, though the builders do need to sweep up a little   

   Gosh you have so much more imagination than me! And I thought I was bad enough!    

Wenchie... Can I just get a cheeky little....  

A cheeky little grin?    

Hell yeah... Yours are the best      

  Do you fancy a cig before bed?   

Yeah c'mon one before bed   

  I have already had one whilst waiting for ya!   
I am off upstairs, make sure you get rid of the bloody builders before you lock up! Nite Popsickle xx

The builders spend good money at the bar Wenchie   

Locking up now   

Just popped in to check the builders are behaving   

Will be in later for my usual Wenchie   

Yes Ian they have behaved very well today, lots of bacon butties seems to have done the trick! See ya later Ian   

Wenchie... Have you seen what the builders have done on the Patio ?

Your very own box so that you can snuggle up at shoulder height when we have a smoke   

My usual when you have a min please   

  You devil Ian that made me laugh! Usual coming up and up in my case being the operative word!    

 ... Good.

Smoke before sleeps and try the box out ?   

Aye a smoke indeed but the tongue poking worries me !!    

  .. I'm saying nothing to that.

See ya upstairs  

See ya in a while crocodile!    

A quick livener if you please Wenchie   

Out for dinner tonight... It's my Friday   

Will be in for my usual later  

Fancy something nice - do you have any Old Peculiar ?

I hope you helped yerself Ian   
Yes Kathy plenty of old peculiars in here! coming up   

Thank goodness for that I'm absolutely gasping now   

Wenchie.. My usual if your still awake   

Still here propping up the bar! coming up Ian   

Thank you Poppet... Always nice getting served with a smile   

Have you had a nice evening Ian?   

Well.. It was ok.

Went out for a friends 50th and met 4 new friends so it was interesting.

Food was ok I guess, nothing to write home about   

How's your evening been ?

Bloody boring! just cant keep me eyes open   

Aww bless... I know that feeling all too well. Shall be having a nice lay in tomorrow

Oh shut up I would love a lie in!    

I'll post a message when I wake up   

  

 

Help yerself Ian I am off to bed, don't wake me for your Pyjamas when you come up!    

Noted   ... See ya in a bit