steamy cafe

for the non drinkers we have everything you want   

Where are the men?   

they are in aww of use sex goddesses lmao

Oi you stop pinching my bloody custom!!    

  you all drunken i be out of business before the end of the week

Mines an Americano  

-Ian- wrote:Mines an Americano  

Your a traitor! Mines a Brazilian then!    

 

Inez Maria wrote:

-Ian- wrote:Mines an Americano  

Your a traitor! Mines a Brazilian then!    

     

I'm tempted to stay Steve but I'm getting threats from the pub next door  

^^^  >:/   

Latte please xx

Hayley No!!!!!   

Had far to much alcohol tonight but I could squeeze in a latte!

Strong Espresso this morning please, barrister

Where's all the staff! I'm still waiting for my latte!

 we want morning buzzes!

Cant get the ruddy staff these days! mines a cuppa tea please!   

Got any hot chocolate? Or some juice?  

^^^ I think we may aswell talk to ourselves Emma    

 it's help yourself and pay cafe   so i dont have pay anybody to look after just the cleaners   

Lazy git!!    

Bloody hell   

  it's all about the pennies lmao

Self service is fine with me, I'll just have a cafetière   

he will soon be out of business it is just a room with a vending machine     

but these top top top machines!!

My cafetière needs refilling   

I'll have a coffee, any cake to go with it (and I don't want any calories with it! )?

flowerbud wrote:I'll have a coffee, any cake to go with it (and I don't want any calories with it! )?

Oi Sue what you doing drinking bloody coffee at this time! its self service here aswell   

Chuck in some cake Inez and I'll be over for a rose'

Plenty of Lemon drizzle!!   

See ya Im off to Piglets.....

^^^   

Yum! I like the Americano too!

Ben, he sacked the Barristas... It's from a vending machine now  

Oi. How could he do that?!   

They are very fine vending machines though, with curves in all the right places  

Ben wrote:Oi. How could he do that?!   

Cause he is a numpty Ben!   

it wont work, piglet also sells tea and coffee chocolate bars mine all mine   and now bakes cakes as wlll yummy xx

Thanks Buddy you are such a loyal customer    

you are the best hostess ok buxom tarty wench this side of the moon    

Why thank you Buddy I do try my best   

and you are just great you fill the position well xx