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Post by Guest Fri Aug 30 2013, 21:45

So scenario is such , my woman has left me alone without a packed lunch , I am starving , what do i do

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Post by Guest Fri Aug 30 2013, 21:47

Go to the shop and buy a Pot Noodle. Tongues

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Post by stella Fri Aug 30 2013, 21:48

phone for a take out Big Grin 
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Post by Guest Fri Aug 30 2013, 21:48

Beans on toast? Smile

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Post by Guest Fri Aug 30 2013, 21:56

just starve lol

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Post by Sazzle Fri Aug 30 2013, 22:04

Order a pizza Smile 
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Post by Guest Fri Aug 30 2013, 22:07

do waht home alone did, get th video to pretend its the OH answering the door

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Post by Guest Fri Aug 30 2013, 22:08

got no cash , takee out closed butI am desperate for donnner nd chips

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Post by Guest Fri Aug 30 2013, 22:11

Dave wrote:got no cash , takee out closed butI am desperate for donnner nd chips
Beans on toast it is then Smile

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Post by Nathan Fri Aug 30 2013, 22:16

Find the nearest allotment and pick 1 item from each lot (they won't notice) and cook yourself a feast Big Grin 
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Post by Guest Fri Aug 30 2013, 22:18

Nathan wrote:Find the nearest allotment and pick 1 item from each lot (they won't notice) and cook yourself a feast Big Grin 
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing  I'm nooooooooooooo veggie

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Post by Guest Fri Aug 30 2013, 22:29

Oh Dave. I would never have taken you for a helpless male.

Raid the fridge/freezer. Beefburgers? Eggs and bacon? Eggs on fried bread?

C'mon, you can feed yourself - be a big brave boy! Big Grin 

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Post by Guest Fri Aug 30 2013, 22:33

Lynda wrote:Oh Dave.  I would never have taken you for a helpless male.

Raid the fridge/freezer.  Beefburgers?  Eggs and bacon?  Eggs on fried bread?

C'mon, you can feed yourself - be a big brave boy! Big Grin 
Do these involve that thing opposite the fridge with the 4 round things on top ???

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Post by janey Fri Aug 30 2013, 22:38

Have another pint Smile
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Post by Guest Fri Aug 30 2013, 22:39

janey wrote:Have another pint Smile
Make my tea and I will buy your beer .........deal or no deal Big Grin

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Post by janey Fri Aug 30 2013, 22:42

No deal Laughing 

My tea is a pint!
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Post by Guest Fri Aug 30 2013, 23:27

I have a sharing bag of onion rings all to myself Big Grin

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Post by Guest Sat Aug 31 2013, 00:36

Dave wrote:
Do these involve that thing opposite the fridge with the 4 round things on top ???
Yes. It's called a stove. You must have seen your OH use it with no problem, I'm sure. And you can do it too!

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Post by Guest Sat Aug 31 2013, 01:04

i've eaten all my crisps Sad

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Post by Guest Sat Aug 31 2013, 01:38

There's an idea from Ella, Dave - crisps. Got any crisps?

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Post by Guest Sat Aug 31 2013, 02:23

now on to a cheese string hmmmmm nom nom

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Post by nicolene Iveson Sat Aug 31 2013, 06:33

If you are starving make a bacon and cheese and tomato and beef pattie sammie
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Post by Guest Sat Aug 31 2013, 13:49

I opted on eating half a block of cheese in the end , OH out again tonight as her friend is having a tough time in hospital so I've boxed clever and got my slave jenny to come home for tonight

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