tip to win the cracker pull

well i posted about the trip to the circus with the neices (with pics) today i spent the afternoon with the nephew. patrick is 5 and can talk the hind legs off a donkey. he gave me a good tip to make sure you win the cracker pull. you have to hold the end of the cracker that isnt floppy cos the floppy end always looses.

Cheers for the tip. I already have a comb and make up brushes and a mini scredriver

I just throw a strop when I don't win

well you wanna get a cracker like the boy got today. it was massive. he saw it in the shop so soppy auntie julie said ok then you can have it so i just spent a fiver on ONE cracker. he said he will pull it at grandads boxing day with all his cousins. this was told to anyone that would listen especialy the check out ladies and the lady in the taxi que and the taxi driver and .............told ya talk the hind legs off a donkey bless him

Whats in it??????

lots of the same old rubbish but it has blowers as well so thats a bonus. the cracker is about 4 feet tall

I want one

poundstretcher but good luck in the rush tomorrow think i would stick to what you have if i were you will take a pic for you though

Oh well, happy christms eve eve Julie and all Xxxxxx