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Post by Steve on Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:58 pm

The worst one wins.

What do you call a bloke who works in the perfume department at xmas?

Frank. In scents.


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Re: Your Awful Xmas Cracker Jokes Here Please

Post by janey on Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:18 pm



I can never remember any Laughing


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Post by Guest on Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:28 pm

2 snowmen in a garden snowman says to the other "Can you smell carrot" Big Grin

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Post by Beccaface on Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:50 pm

Oh Marty, just awful Laughing.

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Re: Your Awful Xmas Cracker Jokes Here Please

Post by bigwazza on Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:39 pm

whats green and stinks
answer the incredible hulks guff

and i promise i had that in a cracker Big Grin


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Post by Maria. on Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:41 pm

Where does a horse go when he's not feeling well ?

The horsepital.

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Post by bigwazza on Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:43 pm

knock knock
* who is there
cargo
*cargo who
cargo beep beep

Big Grin Blushing


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Post by bigwazza on Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:44 pm

why did the banana go to the doctors
he wasnt peeling very well


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Post by Maria. on Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:44 pm

bigwazza wrote:knock knock
* who is there
cargo
*cargo who
cargo beep beep

Big Grin Blushing


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Post by janey on Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:45 pm

bigwazza wrote:knock knock
* who is there
cargo
*cargo who
cargo beep beep

Big Grin Blushing



Took me 3 attempts, but Laughing


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Post by Maria. on Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:45 pm

Whatdid the Sea say to the sand ?

Nothing - he just waved Laughing

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Post by bigwazza on Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:45 pm

whats the differance between snow man and snow ladys

snow balls


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Re: Your Awful Xmas Cracker Jokes Here Please

Post by lynne on Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:38 am

rolling on the floor

these are brilliant


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Post by kathytake2 on Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:43 am

Whats brown and sticky?

A stick Smile


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Re: Your Awful Xmas Cracker Jokes Here Please

Post by lynne on Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:52 am

What did the Policeman say to the stomach?
You're under a vest

"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."

Did you hear about the man who bought a paper shop?
It blew away.



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Post by Maria. on Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:54 am

What's black and white and eats like a horse ?

A ZEBRA.

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Post by Lisa & Cairo on Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:55 am

Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing


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Post by _julie_ on Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:43 pm

why was the sand laughing

cos the seaweed

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Re: Your Awful Xmas Cracker Jokes Here Please

Post by Guest on Thu Dec 22, 2011 6:28 am

what do you call a pig that knows karate?


Pork chop

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Re: Your Awful Xmas Cracker Jokes Here Please

Post by Guest on Thu Dec 22, 2011 11:24 am

what did the farmer say when he could'nt find his tractor?




where's my tractor hee hee








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Re: Your Awful Xmas Cracker Jokes Here Please

Post by Maria. on Thu Dec 22, 2011 11:35 am

Loopy wrote:what did the farmer say when he could'nt find his tractor?




where's my tractor hee hee









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Post by perry1960 on Thu Dec 22, 2011 8:31 pm

Why do elephants have big ears?






because noddy would not pay the ransom I dont want to s

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Post by Scubasteve on Fri Dec 23, 2011 12:00 pm

Laughing Cheered me up reading these!

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Re: Your Awful Xmas Cracker Jokes Here Please

Post by IckleMini on Fri Dec 23, 2011 1:06 pm

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa Big Grin

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