Your Awful Xmas Cracker Jokes Here Please
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Your Awful Xmas Cracker Jokes Here Please
by Steve Tue Dec 20 2011, 20:58
The worst one wins.
What do you call a bloke who works in the perfume department at xmas?
Frank. In scents.
What do you call a bloke who works in the perfume department at xmas?
Frank. In scents.
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Re: Your Awful Xmas Cracker Jokes Here Please
by janey Tue Dec 20 2011, 21:18
I can never remember any
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by Guest Tue Dec 20 2011, 21:28
2 snowmen in a garden snowman says to the other "Can you smell carrot" 
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by Beccaface Tue Dec 20 2011, 21:50
Oh Marty, just awful .
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Re: Your Awful Xmas Cracker Jokes Here Please
by Guest Tue Dec 20 2011, 22:39
whats green and stinks
answer the incredible hulks guff
and i promise i had that in a cracker
answer the incredible hulks guff
and i promise i had that in a cracker
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by Guest Tue Dec 20 2011, 22:41
Where does a horse go when he's not feeling well ?
The horsepital.
The horsepital.
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by Guest Tue Dec 20 2011, 22:43
knock knock
* who is there
cargo
*cargo who
cargo beep beep
* who is there
cargo
*cargo who
cargo beep beep
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by Guest Tue Dec 20 2011, 22:44
why did the banana go to the doctors
he wasnt peeling very well
he wasnt peeling very well
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by Guest Tue Dec 20 2011, 22:44
bigwazza wrote:knock knock
* who is there
cargo
*cargo who
cargo beep beep
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Re: Your Awful Xmas Cracker Jokes Here Please
by janey Tue Dec 20 2011, 22:45
bigwazza wrote:knock knock
* who is there
cargo
*cargo who
cargo beep beep
Took me 3 attempts, but
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by Guest Tue Dec 20 2011, 22:45
Whatdid the Sea say to the sand ?
Nothing - he just waved
Nothing - he just waved
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by Guest Tue Dec 20 2011, 22:45
whats the differance between snow man and snow ladys
snow balls
snow balls
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Re: Your Awful Xmas Cracker Jokes Here Please
by Kathy Wed Dec 21 2011, 08:43
Whats brown and sticky?
A stick
A stick
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Re: Your Awful Xmas Cracker Jokes Here Please
by Guest Wed Dec 21 2011, 08:52
What did the Policeman say to the stomach?
You're under a vest
"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
Did you hear about the man who bought a paper shop?
It blew away.
You're under a vest
"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
Did you hear about the man who bought a paper shop?
It blew away.
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Re: Your Awful Xmas Cracker Jokes Here Please
by Guest Wed Dec 21 2011, 10:54
What's black and white and eats like a horse ?
A ZEBRA.
A ZEBRA.
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by Guest Wed Dec 21 2011, 10:55
Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing
Because he saw the salad dressing
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by Guest Wed Dec 21 2011, 20:43
why was the sand laughing
cos the seaweed
cos the seaweed
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Re: Your Awful Xmas Cracker Jokes Here Please
by Guest Thu Dec 22 2011, 06:28
what do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork chop
Pork chop
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Re: Your Awful Xmas Cracker Jokes Here Please
by Guest Thu Dec 22 2011, 11:24
what did the farmer say when he could'nt find his tractor?
where's my tractor
where's my tractor
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by Guest Thu Dec 22 2011, 11:35
Loopy wrote:what did the farmer say when he could'nt find his tractor?
where's my tractor
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Re: Your Awful Xmas Cracker Jokes Here Please
by perry1960 Thu Dec 22 2011, 20:31
Why do elephants have big ears?
because noddy would not pay the ransom
because noddy would not pay the ransom
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Re: Your Awful Xmas Cracker Jokes Here Please
by Scubasteve Fri Dec 23 2011, 12:00
Cheered me up reading these!
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Re: Your Awful Xmas Cracker Jokes Here Please
by IckleMini Fri Dec 23 2011, 13:06
Did you hear the one about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa
He sold his soul to Santa
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