Comanche Quest
Comanche Quest
by mrsbelfast1968 Tue Sep 13 2011, 09:19
Original ad:
looking for a jeep comanche. must be running and in good condition. can pay up to $500. offers for other trucks will be ignored.
From Mike Partlow to *********@*********.org:
Hey, I couldn't help but notice your ad looking for a Comanche. I don't have one, but seeing as it is such a rare car I figured I'd help you out and put you in touch with a friend of mine who is selling his. Would you like his contact information?
Mike
From Joel ******* to Mike Partlow:
yeah that would be great thanks
From Mike Partlow to Joel *******:
Okay, it is ***********@gmail.com. Just tell him Mike sent ya.
Mike
From Joel ******* to Mike Partlow:
ok thanks
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From Joel ******* to Leo D:
hey there your friend mike told me that you were interested in selling your jeep comanche?
From Leo D to Joel *******:
Ugh...freaking Mike. I'm sorry. Mike is an idiot. I told him that I knew a guy selling a Comanche. I'm not selling one. If you want I can have that guy contact you. I'll give his email address: *******@yahoo.com
Sorry about that.
Leo
From Joel ******* to Leo D:
okay...
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From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell:
hey your friend leo told me you were selling a comanche?
From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:
Ah, Leo! I haven't talked to him in forever! How's he doing?
From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell:
i dunno. i just met him online
From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:
Do me a favor, will ya? Tell Leo that Chris asked how he's doing?
From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell:
are you selling a jeep comanche?
From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:
What did Leo say?
From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell:
he said he is good
From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:
Great! Anyway, I'm not selling the Comanche, my brother is. Can I give him your email address so he can get in touch with you? His name is Randy.
From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell:
oh god dammit. fine give him my email
From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:
Will do!
From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:
Hey, I just talked to Leo. He said you didn't tell him I asked how he was doing! Why did you lie to me?
From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell:
look i dont give a * man i just want to buy a * comanche and you keep dicking me around. who gives a * how hes doing if you were talking to him then why the * didnt you just * ask him? for christ's sake just * put me through to the guy selling the comanche already
From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:
Calm down, son. No need to get your panties in a bunch. I just got off the phone with Randy and he is going to email you shortly.
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From Randy Vandrell to Joel *******:
Hello! Is this Joe?
From Joel ******* to Randy Vandrell:
no my name is joel
From Randy Vandrell to Joel *******:
Oh, my mistake. I must have misheard Chris. I couldn't really hear him over the phone. He is using one of those new "smart phones" but personally I think they sound terrible. You won't find me using one of those, no sir. My good-ol-fashioned land line phone will do me just fine. Everyone always tells me I sound very clear on my phone, they ask me "Randy, how do you sound so crisp and clear on your phone?" and I tell them "I'm using a land line! If you want to sound clear, take your cell phone and throw it in the trash!" This new technology is a load of garbage if you ask me. You don't use a cell phone, do ya Joe? I wouldn't if I were you. Anyway, I just got off the phone with Chris. He tells me you are interested in buying my Jeep Cherokee?
From Joel ******* to Randy Vandrell:
no a jeep COMANCHE. please tell me you have a comanche not a fuckign cherokee
From Randy Vandrell to Joel *******:
Ah, the Jeep Comanche! A fine vehicle. Mine was a 1994, had a lot of good times in that truck. Once I drove that truck all the way to Newark! Couldn't believe it made it, but that truck was one tough son-of-a-bitch. It was a long trip but I just popped in my Johnny Cash cassette tapes and I was set for the whole ride. Do you listen to Johnny Cash? Great man, he was. Anyway, the Comanche. I was selling that, yes. Unfortunately, I sold it to a guy about a month ago. Real nice guy who bought it, I'm trying to remember his name. I remember thinking it was Mike but it wasn't Mike. It was something foreign...I'm leaning towards "Mikel."
From Joel ******* to Randy Vandrell:
i dont give a * what his name is asshole. what the * you * idiots just wasted my * time for nothing
From Randy Vandrell to Joel *******:
Boy, Chris was right when he said you were an angry lad. Relax, I've got some good news for you. Mikel loved the Comanche, but he has to move far away and is unable to take the truck with him. Therefore he is trying to sell the truck. He tried to sell it back to me for 500 bucks, but I told him "Mikel, why in the hell would I need the Comanche? I just bought a new F150!" You should see my F150, it is really nice. Perfect for hauling my ATVs to Chris's house. Chris has a lot of property up in Hagerstown and we love to go offroading there with his pal Leo. Leo sure is a crazy son-of-a-bitch! Speaking of Leo, what's this I hear about you lying to Chris about asking Leo how he's doing? Why would you do that?
From Joel ******* to Randy Vandrell:
ENOUGH WITH THE RANTS JUST SHUT UP!!!!! HOLY * WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE * UP!? I DONT GIVE A * ABOUT ANY OF YOUR * * STORIES JUST GIVE ME THE * GUY WHO IS SELLING THE COMANCHE!!! GOT THAT? NOT HIS SON, NOT HIS * BROTHER, JUST THE GUY WITH THE TRUCK. QUIT WASTING MY * TIME
From Randy Vandrell to Joel *******:
Jeez, you sure are an angry fella! Don't like to talk much, do ya? I understand you're just trying to buy a truck. You're all business, I respect that. You're going to want to email Mikel. I am confident he is still trying to sell the truck. You'll love it, its a real beaut. Mikel's email address is ***********@hotmail.com
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From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
hey some jackass named randy told me he sold you a jeep comanche and you are looking to sell it?
From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:
Olen segaduses. Mida sa sellega öelda tahad? Kas te räägite eesti keeles?
From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
* hell...ENGLISH? do you speak english?
From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:
American, yes?
From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
yes philadelphia are you selling a jeep comanche?
From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:
Yes! Car sale, me to you sales of vehicle, yes?
From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
yeah do you have pictures/information?
From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:
Yes photographs!
Its nice cars, yes?
From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
THATS NOT A * JEEP COMANCHE RETARD
From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:
Oh you buys Jeep from me, yes? Comanche strongs truck! Loud! Vrrrrrrrr! Ha ha ha.
From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
ha * ha. send me a picture of the * jeep
From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:
From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
YES that is what i want. how much are you selling it for?
From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:
I sells for 5800 Kroons, yes?
From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
what the * is a kroon? how much in AMERICAN MONEY?
From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:
Oh no, no Americans Dollars in here Estonia. Onlys kroon. Yous comes to Estonia to buy?
From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
the jeep is in * estonia are you shitting me? i dont even know where the * that is
From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:
Yes, Estonia. Yous comes buy, yes?
From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
NO! FCK ESTONIA AND FCK YOU!!! GODDAMMIT WHAT A WASTE OF FCKING TIME
looking for a jeep comanche. must be running and in good condition. can pay up to $500. offers for other trucks will be ignored.
From Mike Partlow to *********@*********.org:
Hey, I couldn't help but notice your ad looking for a Comanche. I don't have one, but seeing as it is such a rare car I figured I'd help you out and put you in touch with a friend of mine who is selling his. Would you like his contact information?
Mike
From Joel ******* to Mike Partlow:
yeah that would be great thanks
From Mike Partlow to Joel *******:
Okay, it is ***********@gmail.com. Just tell him Mike sent ya.
Mike
From Joel ******* to Mike Partlow:
ok thanks
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From Joel ******* to Leo D:
hey there your friend mike told me that you were interested in selling your jeep comanche?
From Leo D to Joel *******:
Ugh...freaking Mike. I'm sorry. Mike is an idiot. I told him that I knew a guy selling a Comanche. I'm not selling one. If you want I can have that guy contact you. I'll give his email address: *******@yahoo.com
Sorry about that.
Leo
From Joel ******* to Leo D:
okay...
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From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell:
hey your friend leo told me you were selling a comanche?
From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:
Ah, Leo! I haven't talked to him in forever! How's he doing?
From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell:
i dunno. i just met him online
From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:
Do me a favor, will ya? Tell Leo that Chris asked how he's doing?
From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell:
are you selling a jeep comanche?
From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:
What did Leo say?
From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell:
he said he is good
From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:
Great! Anyway, I'm not selling the Comanche, my brother is. Can I give him your email address so he can get in touch with you? His name is Randy.
From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell:
oh god dammit. fine give him my email
From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:
Will do!
From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:
Hey, I just talked to Leo. He said you didn't tell him I asked how he was doing! Why did you lie to me?
From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell:
look i dont give a * man i just want to buy a * comanche and you keep dicking me around. who gives a * how hes doing if you were talking to him then why the * didnt you just * ask him? for christ's sake just * put me through to the guy selling the comanche already
From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:
Calm down, son. No need to get your panties in a bunch. I just got off the phone with Randy and he is going to email you shortly.
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From Randy Vandrell to Joel *******:
Hello! Is this Joe?
From Joel ******* to Randy Vandrell:
no my name is joel
From Randy Vandrell to Joel *******:
Oh, my mistake. I must have misheard Chris. I couldn't really hear him over the phone. He is using one of those new "smart phones" but personally I think they sound terrible. You won't find me using one of those, no sir. My good-ol-fashioned land line phone will do me just fine. Everyone always tells me I sound very clear on my phone, they ask me "Randy, how do you sound so crisp and clear on your phone?" and I tell them "I'm using a land line! If you want to sound clear, take your cell phone and throw it in the trash!" This new technology is a load of garbage if you ask me. You don't use a cell phone, do ya Joe? I wouldn't if I were you. Anyway, I just got off the phone with Chris. He tells me you are interested in buying my Jeep Cherokee?
From Joel ******* to Randy Vandrell:
no a jeep COMANCHE. please tell me you have a comanche not a fuckign cherokee
From Randy Vandrell to Joel *******:
Ah, the Jeep Comanche! A fine vehicle. Mine was a 1994, had a lot of good times in that truck. Once I drove that truck all the way to Newark! Couldn't believe it made it, but that truck was one tough son-of-a-bitch. It was a long trip but I just popped in my Johnny Cash cassette tapes and I was set for the whole ride. Do you listen to Johnny Cash? Great man, he was. Anyway, the Comanche. I was selling that, yes. Unfortunately, I sold it to a guy about a month ago. Real nice guy who bought it, I'm trying to remember his name. I remember thinking it was Mike but it wasn't Mike. It was something foreign...I'm leaning towards "Mikel."
From Joel ******* to Randy Vandrell:
i dont give a * what his name is asshole. what the * you * idiots just wasted my * time for nothing
From Randy Vandrell to Joel *******:
Boy, Chris was right when he said you were an angry lad. Relax, I've got some good news for you. Mikel loved the Comanche, but he has to move far away and is unable to take the truck with him. Therefore he is trying to sell the truck. He tried to sell it back to me for 500 bucks, but I told him "Mikel, why in the hell would I need the Comanche? I just bought a new F150!" You should see my F150, it is really nice. Perfect for hauling my ATVs to Chris's house. Chris has a lot of property up in Hagerstown and we love to go offroading there with his pal Leo. Leo sure is a crazy son-of-a-bitch! Speaking of Leo, what's this I hear about you lying to Chris about asking Leo how he's doing? Why would you do that?
From Joel ******* to Randy Vandrell:
ENOUGH WITH THE RANTS JUST SHUT UP!!!!! HOLY * WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE * UP!? I DONT GIVE A * ABOUT ANY OF YOUR * * STORIES JUST GIVE ME THE * GUY WHO IS SELLING THE COMANCHE!!! GOT THAT? NOT HIS SON, NOT HIS * BROTHER, JUST THE GUY WITH THE TRUCK. QUIT WASTING MY * TIME
From Randy Vandrell to Joel *******:
Jeez, you sure are an angry fella! Don't like to talk much, do ya? I understand you're just trying to buy a truck. You're all business, I respect that. You're going to want to email Mikel. I am confident he is still trying to sell the truck. You'll love it, its a real beaut. Mikel's email address is ***********@hotmail.com
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From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
hey some jackass named randy told me he sold you a jeep comanche and you are looking to sell it?
From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:
Olen segaduses. Mida sa sellega öelda tahad? Kas te räägite eesti keeles?
From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
* hell...ENGLISH? do you speak english?
From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:
American, yes?
From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
yes philadelphia are you selling a jeep comanche?
From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:
Yes! Car sale, me to you sales of vehicle, yes?
From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
yeah do you have pictures/information?
From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:
Yes photographs!
Its nice cars, yes?
From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
THATS NOT A * JEEP COMANCHE RETARD
From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:
Oh you buys Jeep from me, yes? Comanche strongs truck! Loud! Vrrrrrrrr! Ha ha ha.
From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
ha * ha. send me a picture of the * jeep
From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:
From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
YES that is what i want. how much are you selling it for?
From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:
I sells for 5800 Kroons, yes?
From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
what the * is a kroon? how much in AMERICAN MONEY?
From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:
Oh no, no Americans Dollars in here Estonia. Onlys kroon. Yous comes to Estonia to buy?
From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
the jeep is in * estonia are you shitting me? i dont even know where the * that is
From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:
Yes, Estonia. Yous comes buy, yes?
From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:
NO! FCK ESTONIA AND FCK YOU!!! GODDAMMIT WHAT A WASTE OF FCKING TIME
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