When it comes to "dogs" I have learnt.............

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Just thought i'd start a topic for us all to add to. It should make for an interesting read. Whether it's something cute, scary, deep and meaningful, funny, etc.....

so, just finish this sentence:

When it comes to dogs, I have learnt..............

I have learnt that no matter how hard I try, I just can't teach RoXy to wipe her feet when coming inside from the garden.

I have learnt Samson, cant decorate, cant put up flat pack furniture but can chew screw drivers he's ace

Marty wrote:I have learnt Samson, cant decorate, cant put up flat pack furniture but can chew screw drivers he's ace

Pleased to hear he is helping with the bathroom and kitchen

That if you sit or lie down on the floor than dog rules apply so don't complain

jstaff wrote:That if you sit or lie down on the floor than dog rules apply so don't complain

speaking from experience????

That food is never out of reach and they will always find a way to get to it

Headbuts hurt a bit too much sometimes

When it comes to dogs, I have learnt..............that white bedding is not a good idea

What a great thread

I have learnt, if ya want to give them the best, buy a peg for ya nose

Ty wrote:When it comes to dogs, I have learnt..............that white bedding is not a good idea

.........................Nor is black

Loopy wrote:When it comes to dogs, I have learnt..............

......that although there are some seriously bad dog owners out there, there are also some truly wonderful ones, and most of them are on this forum!

They will have Thanksgiving dinner no matter how much you try to prevent it

Nothing is ever truly out of reach

when all of a sudden they go quiet it usually means trouble ( RoXy likes to think she's an adventurer who finds lost treasures......and then destroys )

Your bed is more comfy than theirs

lynne wrote:Your bed is more comfy than theirs

Or your bed is there's

Yes exactly

if you lock your wife and dog in the boot of the car you know that the dog will wag its tail and cuddle you when you open it ?????

.....they are everything I want to be. Loving,loyal, full of life, cuddles, don't care about looks, money, as long as they have love. On a bad day, I can always be cheered up by kisses.

wentzer wrote:.....they are everything I want to be. Loving,loyal, full of life, cuddles, don't care about looks, money, as long as they have love. On a bad day, I can always be cheered up by kisses.

Yep, the perfect partner

....is that while I am 100% certain I have the naughtiest dog in the world, I wouldn't trade him or his cuddles for anything (especially when I get the puppy eyes because he knows he's been naughty before I say a word!)

paul/beau wrote:if you lock your wife and dog in the boot of the car you know that the dog will wag its tail and cuddle you when you open it ?????

When you are away you will miss them dearly

you can always blame the dog if you pass gas