It's a Dog's Life!

by Guest Thu Jul 21 2011, 20:17

It just hit me!

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her.

She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her.

She visits the Dr. Once a year for her check-up, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.

For this she pays nothing and nothing is required of her.

She lives in a nice neighbourhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. .

If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep.

She receives these accommodations absolutely free.

She is living like a Queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me in the head like a ton of bricks,

My dog must be an Illegal Immigrant.
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by **janey** Thu Jul 21 2011, 20:21

although I shouldn't laugh cause it's true!

by Guest Thu Jul 21 2011, 20:32

haha so true!

by Guest Thu Jul 21 2011, 22:33

very good.

by Guest Fri Jul 22 2011, 00:40

by Guest Fri Jul 22 2011, 08:57

brilliant

by **Msigler** Fri Jul 22 2011, 09:14

Very true. Immigrants live better than most over here... Sneak over and have a baby lol. No taxes for the first year and very little taken after that.. Free college, housing loans with little to no interest and so on... It is almost comical to me how much free stuff you can get if you weren't born here. I slept in my truck and worked full time while going to college while they got a free ride with nice cozy student housing. I can't wait to leave this ghetto called america...