Quite Funny
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Quite Funny
by janey Tue Jul 12 2011, 11:32
Stole this from another site but thought is was funny so had share;
The following was posted very low on the fridge door
Dear dogs, the dishes with paws on are yours, the other dishes are mine! Placing a paw in the middle does not stake a claim for it to become yours! Nor do i find it aesthetically pleasing!
The stairway was not built by NASCAR and is not a race track! Racing me to the bottom is not the object, tripping me does not help as i fall faster than you run!
I cannot buy any bigger than a king size bed I am sorry about this! Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort! It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, you can curl up in a ball I have seen you! Sticking tails straight out and tounge's out to maximise space is nothing but sarcasm!
For the last time there is no exit from the toilet! If by some miracle I get there 1st and get the door shut it is not necessary to claw,whine,try to eat the knob or get your paw under it i have to exit the same door i entered!
The proper order for kissing is me first! Then go smell butt's i cannot stress this enough!
THANK YOU MY FUR BABIES! XXX
The following was posted very low on the fridge door
Dear dogs, the dishes with paws on are yours, the other dishes are mine! Placing a paw in the middle does not stake a claim for it to become yours! Nor do i find it aesthetically pleasing!
The stairway was not built by NASCAR and is not a race track! Racing me to the bottom is not the object, tripping me does not help as i fall faster than you run!
I cannot buy any bigger than a king size bed I am sorry about this! Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort! It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, you can curl up in a ball I have seen you! Sticking tails straight out and tounge's out to maximise space is nothing but sarcasm!
For the last time there is no exit from the toilet! If by some miracle I get there 1st and get the door shut it is not necessary to claw,whine,try to eat the knob or get your paw under it i have to exit the same door i entered!
The proper order for kissing is me first! Then go smell butt's i cannot stress this enough!
THANK YOU MY FUR BABIES! XXX
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Re: Quite Funny
by Guest Sun Jul 17 2011, 13:11
Haha the toilet bit is true for me, i have to leave the bathroom door open for cairo if i go in there 
Unless the shower is on,then shes off in the opposite direction
Unless the shower is on,then shes off in the opposite direction
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Re: Quite Funny
by Guest Sun Jul 17 2011, 13:33
Lisa & Cairo wrote:Haha the toilet bit is true for me, i have to leave the bathroom door open for cairo if i go in there
Unless the shower is on,then shes off in the opposite direction
Wish Suki would do that. She loves her showers. It's nice I don't have to fight with her to get her clean but a 23kg dog that knows how to open doors can be difficult. >
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Re: Quite Funny
by Guest Sun Jul 17 2011, 15:47
jstaff wrote:Lisa & Cairo wrote:Haha the toilet bit is true for me, i have to leave the bathroom door open for cairo if i go in there
Unless the shower is on,then shes off in the opposite direction
Wish Suki would do that. She loves her showers. It's nice I don't have to fight with her to get her clean but a 23kg dog that knows how to open doors can be difficult. >
im trying not to picture it but i cant help it!!!
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