Piglet's Pub

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restocked the wine by god this is an expensive bar

Guess its better than chasing crash . I was only allowed one pet the budgie was getring on my mums nerves so i took him on he was good as gold with me

Wee birdie must of liked it with you. I'd love a parrot but the cats would terrorise a bird, wouldn't be fair

Aww ive always wanted an africsn grey parrot so i could teach it to swear

it's an African grey I'd like too

They are so intelligent expensive too ud certainly get your moneys worth i think they live till around 70

I knew they lived a long time but wasn't sure how long

May be longer laura

75 yr plus blooming thing would outlive me

I think some people make a will so they know their parrot will be taken care of

It would be cool to have a huge room & put branches, perch's everywhere, rope toys, swings etc. Like a big bird play room

Yes ive read of people giving their parrot to a rescue centre that specialises in parrots i have geard they are expensive and need constantly stimulated brain wise

Could use my whole house as an aviary

Lol, the parrot would love that. It's meant to be like having a child, need played with & like u said mentally stimulated a lot

My nana had a cockatiel it would make the ringtone of the house phone . When my nana tried to answer the bird would laugh hysterically

brill, he had a good sense of humour

I wnt say here the obsence language he used to say

haha, best not

My nanas every second word was a swear word sometimes she never realised she was swearing . She would apologise and swear again

My Dad was like that lol, just in normal conversation.

Best conversations to have i shouldnt i swear a lot

I slip the odd one out. My wee puppy pie is stirring so gonna get my shoes on ready to take him in garden for a pee. He goes right back to sleep tho after a pee at this time

Oh bless

Incase I fall asleep after will say goodnight. Will try a film though when get back inside. It was nice to chat with you xx

You too maybe speak tomorrow o.h has the dentist i best get to bed na night enjoy ur film

Ok you guys... Who wants the parrot, I'll ship him tomorrow

Just nicking a wee Jack & Coke while everyone else is asleep !

Ill have beakers ian long as you promise to supply the garibaldis

Late breakfast today
Cereal
Toast
Coissants

Todays menu:
Spahetti bolognese
Lasagne
Salad and thousand island dressing
Baked potato

Mmm now I fancy a baked tattie

Yeh me too yes please!!! With sour cream AND butter! & a glass of sauce blanc please!

Making me hungry. Howz things in sunny Oz

Sorry I was dead to the world when you replied! Sunny? Not this week lol but not bad for Winter I spose as still warm enough just wet at the mo. It's a long weekend so I can't complain!

We actually had some sun today which is never took for granted in Scotland lol

excelled meself i did and the garlic bread was amazingi don't get a 10/10 for presentation though.

I can cook another hobby Tia food Indian and good old British food can't stand pre packed food that's why I have a veg garden catch rabbits and go fishing hunting etc

got me own mini brewery now as well cheaper than the dog and bone

Restocked and dusted the shelves

Dinner is served
Chicken curry
Beef curry
Garlic bread
Chips (wheat and gluten free)
Salad
Baked potato

I didn't wake till 10am so its brunch today

Ceasar salad and grilled chicken
Ciabatta and goats cheese
Potato salad and walkers crisps
Rice cakes and cheese and ham
Cereal bars

Drinks:
Diet barrs cola
Cappuncino
Latte
Orange and lemonade
Dandelion and burdock.

Triple strength Jack & Coke please!!!!!!

Tiss on the bar for you Bek

Triple voddy for me lol. Been a stressful day

Here you are triple greygoose on the bar with lemonade and a slice of lemon

In case anyone hasnt noticed I been here since dinner time awaiting a G and T

Poppet what you waiting for, help ya self if no one is around luv, sometimes I do and 'forget' to pay!

Cheers!! Please tell me today my work day will be better!!!!

Have got one meself now Bek aww hope yer day goes better today chick xx

Forgot to pay the bar tab here it is for next month 2