is Piglet's Pub

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evening ian

Ohhh... Ice sounds like a fine idea, it's really humid here tonight

A sangria p-lease with loadsa ice ice baby

heres yer sangria hen ohh lala missus shake yer tail feather

guess its sangria and sex on the beach all round without the sun this time

Ooh la la indeed will be doing the salsa now

Anyone serving or is it still self service ?

Was waiting for you Ian

What... You were waiting for me or me waiting for you ??

I was waiting for your service

My infamously good service huh

Well I dunno ya took long enough to come and serve

Ok line the beers up... I'm off to the club to watch the football tonight

beers all lined up ian mind take them oot the freezer

But I dont want beer,,,,,,,, or is that the plan Ian so all for you I will have a G and T please with lots of ice

3 hrs late but heres your G&T luv!

sorry I missed u again hen ur like.a butterfly in the wind

Wait a min... G & T's what's going on here ?

Anyone for Bingo or has this establishment gone too upmarket these days ?

looks that way ian xxx

I paid for the G&T's!!!

Can i get a wee glass of bubbles please??

Oi!!!

Bubbles are always on the menu... But a gin house

Yay one bubbles and a wee gin for Crystal thanks After all its a public holiday!!!!

Another public holiday

Just popped in for a coffee

Yes another - thanks to your Lizzie !! Happy fake birthday Queenie, cheers for the public holiday in Australia !!!

That is just so unfair ,,,,,,, hang on isnt she our Queenie? Ah beggar gonna crack open a moet anyway

There's something very wrong when you get a holiday for our Queens birthday and we don't

Wrong ? What is this 'wrong' you speak of ?
We're part of the Commonwealth and all that ....

Thanks for the Moet Inez !

I get the feeling you don't take our Monarchy seriously Bek

Think I'll have a pint seeing as it's my Friday

Large Pinotage please or is it self service tonight

Looks like it's me on duty Poppet... tiss on the bar for you

My friend just had a baby, open bar my shout !!!!

Damn... I was just about to go sleeps

Well it would be rude to with a FREE open bar !!!!! What can I get ya ?

I can't... I need sleep

Night Bek, catch ya later

What !!!

Ok a bottle of Moet for me then to start with !!

aww

your moet hen

ill have a jd and cola please or shall I help meself to the bottle

ill help meself enjoy ur moet hen

havent slept a wink all night bless talk to meself may as well answer meself too

evening bek

Ooops just saw this! Hi! JD still needed? My shout!

aye go on then

Bloody free open bar? good god this place has gone to the dogs