Just a little laugh for you all
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Just a little laugh for you all
by VikkiGT4 Tue Feb 16 2016, 12:07
What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce? 
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Re: Just a little laugh for you all
by Mistys Mum Tue Feb 16 2016, 12:44
Ha ha I've just seen this one at work. I won't spoil it as its a good one 
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Re: Just a little laugh for you all
by VikkiGT4 Tue Feb 16 2016, 12:47
hehe Emma - I'll wait til someone who doesn't know this comes along 
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Re: Just a little laugh for you all
by VikkiGT4 Tue Feb 16 2016, 19:36
Hope you're ready for this!
A chicken sees a salad
Hahahahahahaha
A chicken sees a salad
Hahahahahahaha
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I've heard worse 
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Re: Just a little laugh for you all
by VikkiGT4 Wed Feb 17 2016, 09:05
hehe my new fave joke <<<<<<easily amused
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Re: Just a little laugh for you all
by VikkiGT4 Wed Feb 17 2016, 13:11
ah come on Crystal, you laughed a lil lol x
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Re: Just a little laugh for you all
by Mia05 Wed Feb 17 2016, 15:49
lettuce in will you its cold out here 
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oh dear lol 
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Re: Just a little laugh for you all
by VikkiGT4 Wed Feb 17 2016, 15:51
What did the Zero say to the Eight?
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Re: Just a little laugh for you all
by VikkiGT4 Fri Feb 19 2016, 09:17
Need it to work at my place Jen
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Re: Just a little laugh for you all
by Inez Maria Fri Feb 19 2016, 18:37
I have loads but wouldnt want ya getting bored 
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Re: Just a little laugh for you all
by Jenc Fri Feb 19 2016, 20:01
Oh please Inez, they cant be any worse
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Re: Just a little laugh for you all
by Jenc Tue Feb 23 2016, 19:47
Only kidding Vikki 
I like naff jokes as much as the next man but I can never remember them senile dementia kicking in!!!!
I like naff jokes as much as the next man but I can never remember them senile dementia kicking in!!!!
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by Inez Maria Tue Feb 23 2016, 19:53
Jenc wrote:Oh please Inez, they cant be any worse
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Re: Just a little laugh for you all
by Mia05 Wed Feb 24 2016, 14:56
why didn't the skeleton go to the disco?
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Re: Just a little laugh for you all
by Inez Maria Wed Feb 24 2016, 19:29
Cause Boney M were playing?Mia05 wrote:why didn't the skeleton go to the disco?
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Re: Just a little laugh for you all
by -Ian- Wed Feb 24 2016, 19:37
Horse radish... I don't get it 
Cos he had no body to go with Crystal
Cos he had no body to go with Crystal
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by Inez Maria Wed Feb 24 2016, 19:45
Oi ya just spoilt my punchline Ian ,,,,,,,,, tumbleweed moment 
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Re: Just a little laugh for you all
by Mia05 Wed Feb 24 2016, 20:13
aye thats right ian-Ian- wrote:Horse radish... I don't get it
Cos he had no body to go with Crystal
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Re: Just a little laugh for you all
by Mia05 Wed Feb 24 2016, 20:20
2 nuns in a convent and the mother superior told them to paint the room and not get paint on their habits, and she said" by the way theres a blind man coming." so the 2 nuns stripped off were busy painting " knock at the door one nun said what will we do , other nun said answer the door mother superior said the mans blind he won't see you " so the nun answers the door "nice t***s hen where do you want your blinds"
as told to me and my oh by the guide dog mobility instructor.
as told to me and my oh by the guide dog mobility instructor.
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Re: Just a little laugh for you all
by -Ian- Thu Feb 25 2016, 00:06
VikkiGT4 wrote:Haaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy
Ahhhh... I think I get it now
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Re: Just a little laugh for you all
by Mia05 Thu Feb 25 2016, 15:03
brill isnt it-Ian- wrote:
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