is Piglet's Pub

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ty ian already did for bribery theres three bottles of moet for inez so NOBODY can tell on me ps: hope she hasn't gone off moet

Cellar, NOW !!!!

Ohhhh.... Ok

Lights out down there btw !

That's fine, I know my way around the cellar these days

Hussy !!!

I have no idea what you mean

heres a wee something to perk u up for work hen have a good day

coffes teas and cakes on the table tidied up and restocked the shelves.

Bless thank you luv, you're a star! Assune ians still in the cellar? Jack & coke pls!

your jack and coke with ice

ian must be still in the cellar

Wont hurt him to have some time out

stone floor will be doing his back no favours

Fine fine bring him out ...

I'm happy down here... This massage table is great

massage table? what has terry been upto? did u get rid of the staffy sized spider ian

heres a pint [_] ian

HERES A PINT IAN [_] NOT COMING DOWN IM SCARED OF THE DARK CHING CHING

btw that spider is in the pub ill stay outside and freeze

Ohhhh... That's better, that spider gives a great massage

Thanks for the pint, I'll neck it and get straight back down there I think

ian ur a norty boy

Just nicking another bottle of Sauv Blanc, on my tab thanks!

Coffee & a Croissant please

Here Ian Enjoy!

I'm thanking you kindly young Bek

Oh Ian amy time! Reb Bull if i may pls, feel like I've been licking carpet!!

Reb Bull awaits you on the bar Bek, but what's amy time If your referring to my niece, well god knows what that is, she's a law unto herself

i bet shes in her 20s then, the world owes them!

She's not quiet in her 20's but still as mad as anything

Think I'll snaffle a large glass of rosé

-Ian- wrote:Sounds fab Bek, I'm just not a very saucy person

I'll have a pint please Crystal

Absolute poppycock! he is a player Bek has chucked me for you now

I can deal with both

Now, who's serving ?

Spose I had better do a pint?

Why thank you Wenchie

Another Bud please

Jack pls, 7am and two of my staff have called in sick already!!!

Ok helping myself, dont feel like waitong today cheers!

SERVICE !!!! DING DING DING DING DING !!!! I DEMAND SERVICE !!!!

Ok ok... Jeeessss, it's on the bar !!

Oh... Oh... It's still on the bar getting all warn

Well I couldn't wait ALL day long, it was nearly midday here you know !!!!

Snaffling a lunchtime Pint

Hope you enjoy

Thank you Bek

And now for the evening session

Evening? Its 645AM!!

Not in my world Bek

On the Reb Bulls, i stayed up late watching trashy reality tv ooops!

Ah... I hate it when that happens

What were you watching ?