is Piglet's Pub

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shegsy wrote:Evening slinky,,,, Ian,  I'll help you celebrate on your yatch too

Slinky ?!?!

Way hey... It'll be a party boat

Making sure your not mistreating me

Im not the one who was naked at the pub & stole from the bar!!!

I wasn't naked as Terry quiet clearly admitted to being and seeing as I always pay our Wench in kind, I'm off the hook completely

You were! & you're hoping you're off the hook with pub wenchie (hope she kicks your butt!)

Nah... She likes me

Besides, I buy her large glasses of Chardonnay

Well whats not to love about that then!

... I know the key to a woman's heart I tell ya

We're easily pleased - just do what we want!!

Now that can be pretty hard when you don't tell us... What are we, mind readers

Pfftttt!!!

In a cab right now, I'm going to die he's terrible!!

Ok ok i survived but i COULD have died, he really was terrible!! Quick Jack pls, I'm bout to head in to see a nasty client

There's a Jack on the bar Bek

Cabbies always worry me

Thx luv.

I survived, cab & client!!

Evening bek drink of ur choice on the bar

Ill pop back maybe later xxxx

Cups of tea and bourbon biscuits

Hi luv!

AussieStaff wrote:Hi luv!

Hi sweetheart

Quick Orange juice before I hit the road. Will try and get on line later but who knows what the wifi will be like in the hotel

Whereever ur going ian enjoy

Terry, hi!

Ian hope you got your OJ? Travel safe!!

Hello bek

Hi Crystal Can i buy you a drink?

Got one thanks hen

Sod it sex on the beach please

Swap u weather bek wind rain and storms

Mia05 wrote:Sod it sex on the beach please

Mia05 wrote: wind rain and storms

What !! In that sort of weather

One sex on the beach coming up, Aussie style (so weather doesn't matter!).

AussieStaff wrote:  One sex on the beach coming up, Aussie style (so weather doesn't matter!).

Ok i`m sold Bek ! You joining me ?

Aussie style ... Hmmmm

Yeh why not Terry !!!

C'mon Ian it'll be fun, open your ... mind !!

AussieStaff wrote:Yeh why not Terry !!!

C'mon Ian it'll be fun, open your ... mind !!

Well thats me naked again

Errr well umm I would happily open my mind but not when I'm sharing a hotel room with my youngest lad

Tezzers wrote:

AussieStaff wrote:Yeh why not Terry !!!

C'mon Ian it'll be fun, open your ... mind !!

Well thats me naked again

That's ok, PLENTY of naked beaches here !!! Don't forget to slip, slop & slap

-Ian- wrote:Errr well umm I would happily open my mind but not when I'm sharing a hotel room with my youngest lad

Well that would be just weird wouldn't it ! Ok keep your mind shut, and don't worry about bringing your mega yatch onto our harbour for now either then !

I'm certain that my mega Yatch would fit into any Aussie or Kiwi harbours Bek

AussieStaff wrote:

That's ok, PLENTY of naked beaches here !!! Don't forget to slip, slop & slap

Well i understand the slap bit

-Ian- wrote:I'm certain that my mega Yatch would fit into any Aussie or Kiwi harbours Bek

You are very sure of your yatch (self) aren't you !!

Helping meself to cola

Bek i went to my world clock are you too hot again ?

Bloody Koda was up barking at 3am!!!

He's excited it's Sunday Bek

Good Morning by the way

He was paying me back for bathing him i think!!

Morning (evening)!

Ah well if you will go upsetting him like that

6am now ive just booted him outside

Harsh... That's all I'm saying

Pfffttt!! Barked and already back on my bed, hes soooooo manipulative !

Ok ok i can't handle the licking I'm giving in & getting up, 7am on a Sunday!!! :/