is Piglet's Pub

by **-Ian-** Fri Nov 13 2015, 21:50

First topic message reminder :

shegsy wrote:Evening ~~slinky~~,,,, Ian, I'll help you celebrate on your yatch too

Slinky ?!?! Laughing

Way hey... It'll be a party boat Big Grin

by **Mia05** Fri Nov 27 2015, 20:05

Evening ian Smile

by **Mia05** Fri Nov 27 2015, 20:06

Heres a larger for u ian Smile

by **Mia05** Fri Nov 27 2015, 20:10

More booze anyone whistling

by **-Ian-** Fri Nov 27 2015, 20:11

Evening Crystal, thanks for the drink Smile

Not feeling so good tonight so will just sit quietly in the corner.

by **Mia05** Fri Nov 27 2015, 20:13

Hope ur better soon ian Sad

by **Mia05** Fri Nov 27 2015, 20:40

by **Mia05** Fri Nov 27 2015, 21:03

Would u like a hot toddie ian with some scottish whisky?

by **Mia05** Fri Nov 27 2015, 21:17

by **Mia05** Fri Nov 27 2015, 21:31

Evening terry Smile

by **Mia05** Fri Nov 27 2015, 21:31

Heres a drink on the house Smile

by **Tezzers** Fri Nov 27 2015, 21:39

Thanks Crystal, i think i`ll just sit in a corner like Ian, I`m still as rough as a bears arse Sad

And i`m still bloody chafed with them knickers what Bek sent me Laughing

by **Mia05** Fri Nov 27 2015, 21:40

they cannae be that bad i can imagine though Laughing

by **Mia05** Fri Nov 27 2015, 21:41

Depends how rough a bears arse is never seen yin rolling on the floor

by **Mia05** Fri Nov 27 2015, 21:45

Why does naebody want to talk to me Crying or Very sad

by **Tezzers** Fri Nov 27 2015, 21:49

Mia05 wrote: they cannae be that bad i can imagine though

They were that far up my crack, i could have flossed my teeth with them Laughing

by **Mia05** Fri Nov 27 2015, 21:57

by **Mia05** Fri Nov 27 2015, 21:58

by **Mia05** Fri Nov 27 2015, 22:01

Is it wrong and trying to picture a bears bum Laughing

by **Mia05** Fri Nov 27 2015, 22:09

Nae banter tonight terry need a laugh hit me with it

by **AussieStaff** Fri Nov 27 2015, 22:12

I leave you lot alone for a couple of hours and come back to find Inez on the bottle, Crystal ripped off & the boys whimpering in the corner! Laughing

by **Mia05** Fri Nov 27 2015, 22:13

nobody talking bek Laughing

by **Mia05** Fri Nov 27 2015, 22:14

Whatcha having hen?

by **AussieStaff** Fri Nov 27 2015, 22:19

Im used to being ignored, after all I'm just a foreigber Laughing

9am, decisions decions ... wee glass of Moēt pls while Ians not watching and Terrys sorting out his rash! Big Grin

by **Mia05** Fri Nov 27 2015, 22:21

Heres ur möet hen Smile

by **Mia05** Fri Nov 27 2015, 22:21

by **Tezzers** Fri Nov 27 2015, 22:21

Vaseline to the rescue rolling on the floor

by **Mia05** Fri Nov 27 2015, 22:22

Terry

by **Tezzers** Fri Nov 27 2015, 22:29

Mia05 wrote:Terry

It comes in handy that stuff Crystal Laughing

by **Mia05** Fri Nov 27 2015, 22:30

It does

by **Mia05** Fri Nov 27 2015, 22:34

Drink terry?

by **Tezzers** Fri Nov 27 2015, 22:38

Mia05 wrote:Drink terry?

Yates` Australian White wine, with hot water sugar and lemon please, a large one Smile

Or in other words, a blob please Laughing

by **Tezzers** Fri Nov 27 2015, 22:40

Maya`s quite happy munching away on a pig tail right now, she had a chicken foot earlier sick

by **Mia05** Fri Nov 27 2015, 22:41

Here u go terry Smile

by **Mia05** Fri Nov 27 2015, 22:43

Never seen a pigs tail for sale i dnt buy a cows foot for mia but will happily buy a cows or pigs ear Laughing

by **Tezzers** Fri Nov 27 2015, 22:44

Mia05 wrote:Here u go terry

Thanks, have you got any Honey ? Honey ! Laughing

by **Mia05** Fri Nov 27 2015, 22:46

Yes dude rowse or gales honey?

by **Tezzers** Fri Nov 27 2015, 22:48

Mia05 wrote:Never seen a pigs tail for sale i dnt buy a cows foot for mia but will happily buy a cows or pigs ear

Yeah our pet shop started selling them a few weeks back. I just had to listen to her crunching through it. drooling

by **Tezzers** Fri Nov 27 2015, 22:49

Mia05 wrote:Yes dude rowse or gales honey?

No matter Crystal, i can`t bloody taste anything anyway Laughing

by **Mia05** Fri Nov 27 2015, 22:51

Wow can imagine she was crunching a wee while sick

by **Mia05** Fri Nov 27 2015, 22:52

Here u are with gales honey Smile

by **Mia05** Fri Nov 27 2015, 22:53

Hate the cold bloody awful

by **Tezzers** Fri Nov 27 2015, 22:55

Mia05 wrote:Wow can imagine she was crunching a wee while

Quite the opposite, gone in about 5 minutes Laughing

Mia05 wrote:Here u are with gales honey

Thank you

by **Mia05** Fri Nov 27 2015, 22:56

Yer welcome buddy Smile

by **Mia05** Fri Nov 27 2015, 22:58

Went to tesco tonight was like xmas eve bloody ridiculous

by **Tezzers** Fri Nov 27 2015, 22:58

she`s hankering for a fight now. back in a bit Laughing

by **Mia05** Fri Nov 27 2015, 23:08

Awk bless her Love Struck

hope u have jeans on this time

by **Mia05** Fri Nov 27 2015, 23:10

Going on fb a wee while tc terry and goodnight ill leave a few drinks

by **Tezzers** Fri Nov 27 2015, 23:14

Nope, just cargo`s and commando Laughing

Night Crystal Smile

by **-Ian-** Fri Nov 27 2015, 23:33

I wouldn't touch that Möet stuff, it's fake.

The real stuff is Moët and I've hidden it Laughing

by **AussieStaff** Fri Nov 27 2015, 23:36

nice try Ian but i can assure you i only had one glass ...

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