The Difference Marrying a Girl from Bootle!(Liverpool) (My home town)

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The Difference Marrying a Girl from Bootle!(Liverpool) (My home town)

The first man married a woman from Kent.He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning....It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see aclean house and the dishes washed and put neatly away.

The second man married a woman from Essex.He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, the dishes and the cooking.The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Bootle. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, the dishes washed, the lawn mowed, the laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.He said on the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but on the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

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Post by janey Sun Oct 03 2010, 12:33

rolling on the floor Cheers for laugh!!
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