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missed everyone again

Widnae mind some wonga

no one has answered me joke yet

No wonder i dnt have a telly

I prefer pockets carl to cues and balls

carl&gemma edwards wrote:no one has answered me joke yet

What cues and balls Carl?

answer was you put your hand in its pocket and tickle its balls

Carl

Inez Maria wrote:

carl&gemma edwards wrote:no one has answered me joke yet

What cues and balls Carl?

that long stick you hit the balls with

That jokes older than me carl

Inez Maria wrote:  Carl

I its a good one

Mia05 wrote:That jokes older than me carl

what 21

carl&gemma edwards wrote:

Mia05 wrote:That jokes older than me carl

what 21

ill crack the jokes carl

did you hear about the man who takes a giraffe in to a bar the giraffe lays down.The barman says you cant leave that lion their he says its not a fooking lion its a giraffe

Why did the one eyed bird cross the road?

doctor doctor I feel like a pair off curtains.doctor replies well pull you self together

doctor doctor I fell like a bridge I don't whats come over me doctor replies two cars and a lorry

Lol

mary had a little lamb she tied it to a pylon 50 thousand volts went up its arse and turned its wool to nylon

Why didnt the skeleton go to the disco?

He had no body to go with

carl&gemma edwards wrote:mary had a little lamb she tied it to a pylon 50 thousand volts went up its a##eand turned its wool to nylon

edited the sweary words ya bad man

How do you know a scotsmans clan?.................lift up his kilt if he has a quarter pounder he is a Macdonald!! COL where are ya!

Lolol inez.

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mywinky," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

Horse walks into a bar barman replies " why the long face".

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

what do you call a blind dinosaur do think he saures

Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."

Mother superior tells two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. One nun suggests to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door." So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?" "Blind man!" The nuns look at each other and one nun says, "He's blind, so he can't see. What could it hurt?" They let him in. The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice t@@sWhere do you want me to hang the blinds?"

why doesn't a chicken wear pants because his pecker is on its head

how

Oh I say!

Q: What do you call a rabbit that has fleas?
A: Bugs bunny.

what does a blonde and a tampax have in common they both stuck up @@@S

a man walks in to a bar he that f@@king hurt

How did the chewing gum cross the road?
On somebodys shoe...,,

Why cnt u play cards in the jungle
2 many cheetahs about.

what do call a deaf dog call it what you want but it wont come to you

Im off to bed night all.

I am exhausted now!

Inez Maria wrote:I am exhausted now!

you havnt done nowt

carl&gemma edwards wrote:what do call a deaf dog call it what you want but it wont come to you

I disagree... Do you still want this flippin water or not Carl

I thought the chewing gum crossed the road because it was stuck to the chickens foot!

The best I can come up with at this time of night is...

What did the Dog say when it sat on a sheet of sandpaper...

Ruff

anyone in ?

Here Carl

Yes Carl.. What ya having ?... Water