Piglets Pub

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Ooh ham egg and chips! poor Flo

Rubbish tbh inez takeaway all round heres ur kebab inez

Aww hun yes Indian please

Ok one indian coming up

Samosas and pakora. All round now that is lovely

Mmmm

Im a mrs fatty today almost ate all my large pizza

Love a pot of tea please

Ok lisa wb biscuits

Ill have to run up and down my stairwell 30 times tomorrow omg i must have been hungry

Ah soon come off Crystal

Hope so 2014-08-30

Oh just announced he wanted crisps a frys cream and a flake i dnt feel so much like a beached whale anymore

drink anyone

A carafe of wine please hun

Oh listening to a book a character called paige and she works at the library

Whats a carafe of wine = lorryload

Paige A carafe looks a bit like a vase!

would u no be better with a cellar

Yes I would Crystal trouble is Ian would be down there with me all the time

where is ian byw

Better bring the wine and beers out the cellar

I left him in bed Crystal he is a lazy git! And his feet are too cold in bed!

Hopefully vinnie kicks him out the bed staffies and their comforts

And theres flo just no room at all he is so tall

Aww pmsl

Its a trampoline u need no a mattress

Drink for col at the bar .

Stealing oh vodka brb

Wenchie... My usual please

5 aday ian

Feel like an oompa loompah certainly have the height for it

Oh yes please Crystal... With a huge slug in it

Where's Wenchie ... I was fast asleep and woke to find my self all alone

I dnt know perhaps shes gone to buy a mattress did vinnie kick ye oot the bed

Nope... I was all alone

coffee please

Morning j

Ian

Code:

morning Crystal

Ian u havenae kidnapped inez for ransom money she soent her money on vins treats

Here J

For some reason my serving js coffee didnt appear one is not amused

thanks Inez

Night all

A refill and a trip to the Patio me thinks

Goodnight Crystal

Nite Crystal x Ian wait for me..........

Well c'mon girl... I haven't got all night