Piglets Pub

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Service!!    

Did someone call! here now just having a cat nap lol!    

Well she popped down to the cellar a while ago and I haven't seen her since   

With the Bishop again huh   

No! No quickies on this board please  

Ian I only pop to the cellar with you! unless you are the Bishop it is dark down there!!     

 ... Saying nothing

   

I could use a coffee ... long day at work yesterday

Ian was that your finger aswell!    

Sorry Lee, I'll make sure there's a fresh brew for you.

Wenchie... You should know the difference by now   

Sorry J looks like Ian has sorted you out! Yes Ian I do know the difference ding dong!    

 ... Phew... Thought I might have to educate you... Again   

Pffft! I dont need educating on the subject of a Bishops Finger!    

Rats... There was me thinking I was on a promise tonight   

You dont need a promise Ian! you always have me    

 ... You say the nicest things   

Do I? I thought I had put you off messing with the ...............cellar!    

 ... Nah you haven't put me off at all   

Off upstairs gorgeous    

Coming too hun    

Had a few beers and tidied up for you   money in till,

Thank you Col and for being honest   

in me usual place with me normal drink xx

Ok Bren coming up thought everyone had gone to sleep   

One for me too   

Ok Claire what would you like?   

double brandy and one for the barmaid   

Thanks hun, seems to have been quiet the past couple days hope all are well xx

Coming up Claire and thanks I will have a brandy too    Yes Bren it is very quiet all ok here anyway xxx

surfaced, what a great after pub party Inez, was rockin here till 6-am Sunday morn at least   

Glad you enjoyed Col! were you not on your own!   

Oh aye, was givin it some of this    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG1NrQYXjLU

  

Gave your pub a like so any chance of getting a beer on tick?   

Of course Col help yerself on the house!   

Inez reckon we should get an invite for the next one with Col      

Defo Bren he make take the hint in a minute!   

Inez Maria wrote:Of course Col help yerself on the house!   

  You're just too good to be true Inez Maria.

I can still anything with anyone just no alcohol x

Why thank you kind sir   

buddy boy wrote:Inez reckon we should get an invite for the next one with Col       

 sorry. My binges aren't really planned just kinda happen and the next thing i know i wake up next day nude in a field   

Ooh me too Col!    

   

No that is true!    

Eeeeh. With all the hilarity of the chicken thread and this one of naked bodies in fields, I need a bloody drink  

straw up crack not to be recomended,

unplanned ones are the best, were your clothes with you
maybe a slefie coming up on a friends phone      

What would you like Sheila.............hang on just put me clothes back on!    

i would have a pint but i'm cold turkey again

Oh go on Steve its only pretend   

Inez   I think I'll have a cocktail. Long Island Tea if I may  

shegsy wrote:Inez   I think I'll have a cocktail. Long Island Tea if I may  

   Wrong thread Sheila!     coming up enjoy chicken