Nine Words Women Use - Men Take Note!

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' -- that will bring on a 'whatever'.)
(8 ) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I've got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response, refer to # 3.

* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
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Love it x

LOL....so true

Number 8........one of my fave words (I even have a sticker on the windscreen of my car)

so true

Very true. My husband knows all these and STILL winds me up. He's either very brave or very stupid!

shontelle wrote:Very true. My husband knows all these and STILL winds me up. He's either very brave or very stupid!

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niff wrote:blah blah blah

Whatever! :p

shontelle wrote:

niff wrote:blah blah blah

Whatever! :p

Meh!

shontelle wrote:

niff wrote:blah blah blah

Whatever! :p

roflmfao ,,,,

im putting this to the test as we speak girls ,, maz is away out last minute hols shopping with the wee man and her folks , while im at home on the forum when im supposed to be washing , sweeping mopping , hoovering , cleaning the whole house basically . well ive done a little washing and ive loaded the dishwasher , so lets see if i can get 9 out of 9

My husband certainly would! Good luck when Maz gets home. I gotta admit that I'd rather be on here than doing housework!

niff wrote:roflmfao ,,,,

im putting this to the test as we speak girls ,, maz is away out last minute hols shopping with the wee man and her folks , while im at home on the forum when im supposed to be washing , sweeping mopping , hoovering , cleaning the whole house basically . well ive done a little washing and ive loaded the dishwasher , so lets see if i can get 9 out of 9

Could be close

niff wrote:roflmfao ,,,,

im putting this to the test as we speak girls ,, maz is away out last minute hols shopping with the wee man and her folks , while im at home on the forum when im supposed to be washing , sweeping mopping , hoovering , cleaning the whole house basically . well ive done a little washing and ive loaded the dishwasher , so lets see if i can get 9 out of 9

So, come on, what happened?

Caryll wrote:

niff wrote:roflmfao ,,,,

im putting this to the test as we speak girls ,, maz is away out last minute hols shopping with the wee man and her folks , while im at home on the forum when im supposed to be washing , sweeping mopping , hoovering , cleaning the whole house basically . well ive done a little washing and ive loaded the dishwasher , so lets see if i can get 9 out of 9

So, come on, what happened?

Niff is keeping us all in suspence till hes had his holiday

That's just plain mean!