so everyone! how are you?
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Re: so everyone! how are you?
I'm sitting with 1 x glass of Bailys, watching Futurama while 2 furkids munch away at their yogurt-filled kongs. Life is good x
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It did probably the only laugh I have had all daySteve wrote: made you laugh did it not my days deed is done
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yes. It was a thought about you and the tax bill.
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Re: so everyone! how are you?
Inez - here you go:
A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a jack Daniels and Coke.
I'm sorry, says the Bartender, we don't serve string in here.
The string, muttering under his breath, goes outside and ties himself into a knot amd messes up his "hair". He walks back into the bar and goes to order that drink.
I'm sorry, says the barman, but aren't you that piece of string that was here a moment ago.
Nope says the string............I'm afraid not (frayed knot)
A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a jack Daniels and Coke.
I'm sorry, says the Bartender, we don't serve string in here.
The string, muttering under his breath, goes outside and ties himself into a knot amd messes up his "hair". He walks back into the bar and goes to order that drink.
I'm sorry, says the barman, but aren't you that piece of string that was here a moment ago.
Nope says the string............I'm afraid not (frayed knot)
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Lisa that was terrible, Inez you are easily pleased
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Re: so everyone! how are you?
I'm ok, one more work day then 5 off
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Believe me Kathy "why did the chicken cross the road" would make me laugh atm!Kathy wrote:Lisa that was terrible, Inez you are easily pleased
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Tired, slightly stressed and most definitely gonna have a drink tonight !
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Back to school and work today
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Off my head on painkillers I think I need to go to bed!
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Too much work to do...anyone got some spare alcohol?
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Re: so everyone! how are you?
can I phone a friend
ask the audiance
or 50/50
so much brown stuff hitting the twirly twirly thingyx
ask the audiance
or 50/50
so much brown stuff hitting the twirly twirly thingyx
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