Dog Astrology

Just a bit of fun but Roxy (Aquarian) and Vinny (Libra) are both true   

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JULY 24TH - AUGUST 23RD

Do you own a pooch that's the proverbial "pavement special", is ugly to boot, and yet has a regal bearing which outshines your costly cosseted pedigreed Afghan? I'll bet you 10 to 1 that your Heinz 57 variety is a Leo. You see, the Leo mutt sees himself as the king of all dogs and knows that he is wonderful. Forget the silly notion that your home is your castle, in reality it's your conceited Leo's palace. Didn't you notice that the first time you brought him home, he made a beeline for your chair, claimed it as his throne and has only moved from it under duress ever since?

If you want to win a prize at your local dog show then undoubtedly your best chance lies with a Leo (tho' nothing short of supreme champion at Crufts will truly satiate his ego). His sense of showmanship can actually rival Liberace in his hey day, so for heaven's sake ensure that he looks like a dog's dinner before the great event. Watch the swaggers as he hits the parade ring, see his theatrical posing whilst in the coveted limelight - watch him deflate like a pricked balloon when he only wins second prize!

There must be some redeeming features about Leo dogs, I hear you saying. Of course there are; they are absolutely wonderful with Children... that is as long as you give them as much attention as the kids.

Best Owners: Only folks with egos bigger that Leos would ever attempt it. Stand up all you Ariens & Sagittarians.

Don't know about Vin but does sound like me!!    

Doube trouble - two leos   

Yep that's why me and Vin are partners in crime!!    And you Lisa   

So true!   

Aquarius
JANUARY 20TH - FEBRUARY 19TH

Should you desire a dog to pet, pamper, fuss and cosset, then it's best if you avoid an Aquarian mutt like the plague. That's not to say that these social canines are unfriendly; frankly they're quite the reverse. You see, the individualistic Aquarian needs so many friends that it's impossible for him just to be loyal to you, his owner. Lacking in prejudice (some would say discrimination) the Aquarian will comfortably mix with the snootiest pedigree in the land or the scruffiest pavement special.

It is surmised that due to some peculiar genetic confusion, all Aquarian pooches have a feline strain in them. Like independent cats they frequently disappear for days and days on end. For a new owner, the first time the dog vanishes can be quite disturbing, but don't worry, you'll soon get used to it. And when the Aquarian eventually trots back through your gate, you'll be able to count all the precious cents you've saved on dog food. Regrettably, it's about the only advantage to owning an Aquarian.

The Aquarian dog is an absolute delight to the poodle parlour owner. Notoriously peculiar and erratic for looking like a dog's dinner, being an Aquarian means having his coat cut and styled in to the very latest outlandish asymmetric look. They still mourn the passing of the punk era...then they really would look silly. Nowadays they have to be content with a brush cut. One thing is certain, if you put a passe blue ribbon in the Aquarian dog's hair, he'll disappear for good.

Best Owners: Gemini, Libra, Leo.

The above is for Rocky, ermmmmm not sure but twinned with me an Aries