Gorilla

Gorilla
A gorilla escapes from the zoo one day and runs into a suburban area, where it climbs up a tree belonging to one Mr. Jones and won't come down. Naturally, Jones is a bit worried about the gorilla, and so calls the local gorilla exterminator.

The exterminator arrives with a shotgun and a big mean Doberman. "Mr. Jones, isn't it? I hear you have a gorilla problem. Well, you see, my assistant is out sick today, and I could use your help. Can you take me to the gorilla, first of all?"

Jones leads the exterminator to the tree where the gorilla is.

"Okay," says the exterminator. "I'll need you to hold the shotgun. I'm going to loosen the dog, and climb up this tree. When I get to the gorilla, I'll give the branch a good shake and he'll come falling out of the tree. Once he does, Fido here is trained to jump on the gorilla and bite good and hard into his testicles, and he'll be helpless while I put the chains on him."

"I see," says Jones. "But, then, what is the gun for?"

"Oh, the gun is the most important part," says the exterminator. "If, by some chance, I should fall out of the tree instead of the gorilla, SHOOT THE DOG!"

 

haha!