Marriage or relationship?
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Marriage or relationship?
Dug this old thing out because we all need a laugh.
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say it's not quite as good as his mother's
then get a dog.
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,
for as long and wherever you want ...
then get a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care
about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies
...then get a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to
warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores
...then get a dog !
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves
you unconditionally, perpetually ..
...then get a dog.
BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair
all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness ....
...then get a cat!
.
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say it's not quite as good as his mother's
then get a dog.
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,
for as long and wherever you want ...
then get a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care
about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies
...then get a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to
warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores
...then get a dog !
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves
you unconditionally, perpetually ..
...then get a dog.
BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair
all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness ....
...then get a cat!
.
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Re: Marriage or relationship?
I knew there were some very reasons for loving dogs, I'm not a cat person at all
Kathy- Staffy-Bull-Terrier VIP Member
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Re: Marriage or relationship?
Brilliant!
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Re: Marriage or relationship?
very true,love it
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