I like the way you think
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I like the way you think
by Chantel Thu May 12 2011, 10:13
The teacher asks her class: There are 3 birds sitting on a fence, you shoot one, how many are left?
Johnny pipes up and says: There are none left, the shot missed and they all flew away.
The teacher replies: No, there are 2 left, but I like the way you think.
Johnny asks the teacher: Miss, which of these women are married. The one that licks the ice cream, the one that sucks the ice cream or the one that bites the ice cream.
The teaches, a bit flushed, replies: Well, I guess it's the one that sucks the ice cream.
Johnny replies: No mam, it's the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think.
Johnny pipes up and says: There are none left, the shot missed and they all flew away.
The teacher replies: No, there are 2 left, but I like the way you think.
Johnny asks the teacher: Miss, which of these women are married. The one that licks the ice cream, the one that sucks the ice cream or the one that bites the ice cream.
The teaches, a bit flushed, replies: Well, I guess it's the one that sucks the ice cream.
Johnny replies: No mam, it's the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think.
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Re: I like the way you think
by Guest Tue Jun 21 2011, 02:55
That was one I probally should not have read at work but definately one to remeber.
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Re: I like the way you think
by Guest Tue Jun 21 2011, 05:11
vanessa wrote:
censored !!!
( better block Winston's ears for that one !! )
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