mrs janey

are you still at work?

Just got in, we have an exhibition of timmy malletts work (yep you know the one! wackaday!) and the agent was running late so I stayed late too.

Home now with a pint of cider

did u get me 4 cans of red stripes

lol

Yep thats the one, he's an artist now pmsl, got him coming down on Thursday, apparently he is a bit of a muppet!!

Cans are chilling, you would have know idea what it took to find them

good girl be around very soon

he come across abit of muppet on get me out of here

Yes so Thursday night could be fun

is he bring his hammer?

Lol, it might make it more fun

i bet you cant wait to see him

Well he might be bringing Chris Evans, and there's a bar next door, maybe I can disapear!

you like chris evans

Nope but he likes a drink

You should make a Mallet's Mallet but put a breeze block inside and wack him with it. He has man flu.....kill him Janey!!!!

BlueStaffBlue wrote:You should make a Mallet's Mallet but put a breeze block inside and wack him with it. He has man flu.....kill him Janey!!!!

Pmsl!! With pleasure!! I should cull Timmy Mallett >

janey wrote:Just got in, we have an exhibition of timmy malletts work (yep you know the one! wackaday!)

Blimey, I thought he was dead! Is his art any good?

Steve wrote: is he bring his hammer?

BlueStaffBlue wrote:You should make a Mallet's Mallet but put a breeze block inside and wack him with it. He has man flu.....kill him Janey!!!!

Mmmmm?! If you get a mo look at forestgallery look up artist Mallett, its by surname and its on there! What do you think

Hmmmm, they're alright, but not my cup of tea. Blue, you're right, they're flat & dated.

I certainly wouldn't pay nearly £2000 for one!

He is better with a brush than he is at not annoying people.
But I think he pics look dated. They look like painting that would have been done 50 years ago..Sorry Mr Culled

I agree

Michael Barnfather is simular in style but a million times better.
When he comes in on Thurs tell him a customer asked Why can't you paint like Michael

not bad but not worth that kind ov money

I've already reserved myself to the fact I'll drink the champagne! Sorry I ment serve.

Blue you really crack me up. Barnfather is pants, much prefer Darlingtons sweetie!

Just noticed that myself. It says framed Janey.....would that be £50 notes?

Im going through them all now....I'll tell you which one I like in a bit.

You can buy me any of these if you want
Summer Sun by Talantbek Chekirov
New York New York by Namazbek Chekirov
City Rain by Richard Telford
Grand Central by Paul Simmons
Tell Richard Symonds & Tuan to get a grip and give their
heads a wobble and tell Boucher to stop sending in their kids pics the gallery isn't fecking cbeebies

BlueStaffBlue wrote:You can buy me any of these if you want
Summer Sun by Talantbek Chekirov
New York New York by Namazbek Chekirov
City Rain by Richard Telford
Grand Central by Paul Simmons
Tell Richard Symonds & Tuan to get a grip and give their
heads a wobble and tell Boucher to stop sending in their kids pics the gallery isn't fecking cbeebies

Talentbek Chekirov you only want cause shes fit..............Namazek Chekeirov, well I dont know who that is...........the Telford went yesterday..............Paul simmons, well I'm pleased you said that one cause the rest are nasty...................Richard Symmonds now his are amazing...................Tuan totally agree...............and Boucher, well if your kid can do that I'll be your agent we'll earn thousands

Ha ha my evening...........




Was interesting!!

janey

lol, you lurve Timmy!!

i'm blanking him out

x

Steve wrote: i'm blanking him out

What he means is.....he has printed the pic out, glued a pic of his head over Mallet's head, had the pic blown up and framed it for his living room wall.

Let me know when the big day is. Reception round at Tracie's

BlueStaffBlue wrote:

Steve wrote: i'm blanking him out

What he means is.....he has printed the pic out, glued a pic of his head over Mallet's head, had the pic blown up and framed it for his living room wall.

Let me know when the big day is. Reception round at Tracie's

Yeh just let me have dates

don't forget to invite me to the hen night