Comeback one liners ;)

Im in need of all your witty sarky one liners as getting fed up of people while out walking Jenson that they are all over him saying how cute he is then they say " of course he's nice at this age its when he gets older you have to worry" cant think of anything apart from swearing to reply to this .. we have heard it so many times now that im starting to loose my temper but need some good comments to shut them up but not abusive... as dont want to resort to that although tempted.

Always asked 'Is you dog alright', to which I reply 'No she is slightly depressed at the moment'......

I just tell everyone Logan is a wee Labrador.

I can't think of anything, sorry fortunately I haven't had comments like that really.

very good .. must remember those!!

had it a few times now gets very frustrating.
Had a lady actually looked scared and worried when jenson wanted to go upto her looking for a cuddle ... she looked at me and sighed and said she wasnt expecting him to do that. He's a puppy for gods sake what could he possibly do that would make her act so scared. really baffles me sometimes.

She wasnt on her own she was walking her dog a huskie in blaise a local dog walkers paradise!!

Lol I usually just say 'wateva' !!!! N walk away lol

Screw them !

Had a muppet with a hyper Boston terrier walk by me n Tank - the muppets said 'ooo careful' that staff will eat you!

I replied with 'nah, he can't eat that in one go'. (Bear in mind Tank is wearing his Friendly harness ! And just standing there calmly !

Boils my blood it really does

Jackieb wrote:Lol I usually just say 'wateva' !!!! N walk away lol

Screw them !

Had a muppet with a hyper Boston terrier walk by me n Tank - the muppets said 'ooo careful' that staff will eat you!

I replied with 'nah, he can't eat that in one go'. (Bear in mind Tank is wearing his Friendly harness ! And just standing there calmly !

Boils my blood it really does

that is class .. im so with you on the blood boiling really hard to keep calm.
There is this boston terrier that we see 90% of the time when we out and he runs straight to jenson jumping all over him wont leave him alone even when we walking the other way and jenson is not interested basically ignoring him .. but app thats playful behaviour for him but i bet if Jenson done that it would be a different story.

F*#k off would work

Aww it's frustrating I've not had too much thankfully

He loves other dogs but he can't eat more than one and he's had one today already

My other half usually get in first by saying 'No biting' if someone stops him then when they come back with' OH does it bite'... He will say 'No I was refering to you'!!