The Nitro memoirs

Well, little to Mum's knowledge. I've decided to keep a top secret puppy diary. She's been writing about me after all, the nerve! So it's my turn to moan and whine about her *snigger*

It's my 4th day here, and boy it's been full on. All this sitting & giving a paw is hard work! Mum keeps telling me "Don't," All I'm doing is puppy growls, Can't a pup complain?! Sheesh. See she won't let me on this grass thing. And it smells so good! I just want to bury my head in the long green stuff, dammit. She keeps saying "Soon." And then goes on about 2nd jabs, not sure I like the sound of that though.

Daddy has gone to Moto Cross today, and I'm left baby sitting Mum and the others. The other people that live here are much smaller. Maybe they don't eat their kibble... Or God forbid, maybe she doesn't feed them? But, they seem to like me. And they sneak me treats, much to Mums distress. OMG that's it, they are giving their puppy treats away to me! No wonder they're so small.

Daddy said when I'm a bigger boy I can go with him to Moto Cross. If it has that green stuff there, I'm up for it! And maybe I'll get a break from Mum & the underfed people.

I'll write in my diary tomorrow, I need a puppy nap.