mrs janey

what are upto today?

At work 11 - 5, but its my Friday cause I have Mon and Tues off, so a few beers tonight

o0o0o0 beers hey are you going drink some red stripe with me

Cider Steamy, its all about the Cider!!

bloody cider drinkers that your new nickname mrs cider

I'll go with that lol

lol

Cider wins it for me

ok janey is mrss cider 1 and lisa you going mrs cider 2

lol i better get practicing then

Can I be Mr Percentage

no

you can be mr snakebite

That will do me.

I like cider, but I prefer white wine or guinness!

mix them caryll and you can be mrs black velvet lol

bigwazza wrote:mix them caryll and you can be mrs black velvet lol

Not wine though!! Cider yes, Mrs Velvet!

im being posh caryll more a champas girl thats a proper black velvet lol

what can i be i will drink owt even battery acid if it was alcoholic lol

Thats why I went for Mr Percentage cos im the same.
I think you should be Mr %

Kinda impartial to the hand thing you get in hospitals now I'm skint.........

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Oh Im in love with that stuff.
Nurses clocked me and said "Aren't you good cleaning your hands allot"
Which meant "Back off the cleaning stuff you * head"

oooooooooooooooooooo its just klicked lol that hand sanatising gel comes in v handy on the dog walks and you can get 2 for a pound so result but a tip dont smoke when necking it lol

bigwazza wrote:oooooooooooooooooooo its just klicked lol that hand sanatising gel comes in v handy on the dog walks and you can get 2 for a pound so result but a tip dont smoke when necking it lol

I love you 2!!!! Moo is wondering why I am laughing so much! Massive xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

The only reason why I quit the fags was because it was becoming increasing difficult to have a good drink at the petrol pumps without customers screaming cos I had a fag in my mouth.

BlueStaffBlue wrote:
The only reason why I quit the fags was because it was becoming increasing difficult to have a good drink at the petrol pumps without customers screaming cos I had a fag in my mouth.

The second scientist prove to everyone that it is possible to put out an exploding petrol station with a small bucket of sand, is the second I start smoking again

BlueStaffBlue wrote:
The only reason why I quit the fags was because it was becoming increasing difficult to have a good drink at the petrol pumps without customers screaming cos I had a fag in my mouth.

ha ha iv had the same thing myself blue but the thing is the jokes on them coz i drink the diesel and its got a higher flash point so realy im being safety contious when im smoking i know this for a fact becouse i was on my mobile when drinking to my m8 and he informed me lol.


ps the bucket ov sand alone will not put the fire out you also have to throw the wet sponges in the buckets on to but be carefull not to throw the water in the bucket to as that would be dangerous

bigwazza wrote:

BlueStaffBlue wrote:
The only reason why I quit the fags was because it was becoming increasing difficult to have a good drink at the petrol pumps without customers screaming cos I had a fag in my mouth.

ha ha iv had the same thing myself blue but the thing is the jokes on them coz i drink the diesel and its got a higher flash point so realy im being safety contious when im smoking i know this for a fact becouse i was on my mobile when drinking to my m8 and he informed me lol.


ps the bucket ov sand alone will not put the fire out you also have to throw the wet sponges in the buckets on to but be carefull not to throw the water in the bucket to as that would be dangerous

Wazza pmsl, I think you and Blue should have you own tv series!!!!!!

what like akind ov jackass but a bit more stupid lol

And far more amusing