Diary of tyson

I came from a back yard breeder, they had my
Daddy my mummy and my granma.
I was very thin compared to my brothers
And sisters, I didn't like the food the gave
Me it was yucky. I got very upset seeing all
My brother and sisters get taken by there new
Family's it seemed nobody wanted me:(.
When people came to look I used to just sit under the
Chair I was never going to have a family.
That was intill my mummy and daddy came
I just sat under the table minding my business
When mummy called me over, I wouldn't go
Over so she picked me up, and then I left to meet my
New family. It was a very long way home nearly 3 hours
When daddy responded to the add it said they
Where close but daddy didn't care he traveled there for me I'm glad.
When I got home I met Natalie and I loved her she played and
Gave me food I liked, then I had to go to sleep in my cage,
Then I see a big dog just like me looking I didn't know what was happining her
Name was ace, they didn't want to let me out straight away with her as I was very small.
The first night I crude all night intill Natalie put her finger in the cage to comfort me.
A few days later I meet ace she was so nice she showed me round the garden,
And I attacked daddy's plant he wasn't happy with me but I gave him puppy eyes
And he forgave me.
Now I'm 3 and even though I'm by myself now
I miss ace but Natalie said she had to go to
Rainbow bridge and she will be watching.
I love my family but they do get annoyed when I
Test the boundrys like when I go in the bin
And take stuff out and rip it up I really love toilet toll holder
I know it's wrong but it's so much fun

Couldn't be bothered to get up today
I wanted to lay in bed all day but mummy
Made me get up. So decided to attack the
Hoover when she was hoovering I don't like
The sound it makes. Then I played in the garden
While daddy was gardening I wanted to help so started
Digging holes but apparently daddy didn't
Want me to dig holes in the grass, he should of said
Sooner. They tried to bath me today but failed I don't
Need a bath and I didn't want one, maybe tomorrow I might have one.
I also chased a black cat out my garden I don't like cats
And they shouldn't be In my garden.
Well I'm tired now so gunna go to bed and kick Natalie out of
Bed and snore my head off maybe I can
Have a lie in tomorrow so night all xx