omg dda amendments...

News just in guys, they have extended dda section three!!! the news we have all been dreeding to hear...if your dog looks like a staff but isnt one or is just a cross and even sounds like one it could be impounded until it doesnt sound or act like a staff. Hubert Humphries liberal democrat local MP for "Stuckupmyass on the Thames" proudly announced the decision after seconds of tense negotiations with a local resident "fluffy type dog that likes to bark at anything yet backs down when confronted". she said my dog is unsocialised and as such such should be allowed to bark at anything without reprisals, i made my decision not to socialise tarquine as he is smaller and therefore not a threat to anyother dog. they should instinctivly know my failures as a dog owner and not want to play with him. more so whan I pick him up and he yaps away not to jump up at him.
Defra representative and trainee pencil sharpener, shiley headinground responeded with the following " we have been following the tence negotiations with Hubert and Mrs yappy thing and agree with him and her, together, we dont take sides you know. well just wait and see how the papers pan out with the story and grap the best headlines for a campain" our reporter lost shirley in the rush to subways latest meatball feast offer.
overall its been a bad day for staffies, dodge lost his ball in a thick bit of grass. george the nine year old staff cross slipped and fell into his bowl of water, and pedigree "blues singing the blues" lost his voice and had to fart "sitting at the dock of the bay" through his harmarmonica. when will this all end people...

I have no idea what I just read...

Glad it's not just me........

over elaborate april fools...i couldnt help myself

I'm too thick to get it

Been on the wine, so lost on me!

Hayley wrote:

I'm too thick to get it

Thick no... let me untie a hand so you can scroll down properly after steve hog tied you and baby oiled everything up the messy sod

Caryll wrote:Been on the wine, so lost on me!

same mate re wine so prob in for some furiouse editing in the morning lol

Too late, we've already read it all!

Dear Caryll, my bestest ever friend in the whole wide world and who also happends to be able to delete stuff. I love you so much and if you could make things go away that would be really really nice

Im sure Hayley has cut and paste this though for future reprisales.... tie that hand back up steve...

Not a hope............ > >

Caryll wrote:Not a hope............ > >

pmsl, love it, have a good night mate Im off to bed. sweet dreams

Sweet dreams.............

Just remember that I have stored/docketed everything for later use.

Don't forget it's 1st April you fools

April Fool spotted as soon as I read the thread title! Very good

I read and believed it tbh lol!

Didn't realise it was an April Fools just one of them random posts that comes in sometimes after the pubs have closed