Back Yard Rules & Enter Forum

by **Steve** Fri Mar 22 2013, 20:09

This forum is for for members who are 18 years and above.

In this forum we will allow swearing, crude/rude jokes and anything else you feel like sharing or getting off your chest.

We want you to have a bit of freedom on this part of the forum, however there are a few rules all members must follow.

1. No porn.
2. No racist/sectarian remarks.
3. Do not post anything that may infringe on copyrights.
4. No sharing of personal details or contact details.

If you have any questions about any of the rules please don't be afraid to contact me or ask a member of Staff.

Note: These rules may be modified/updated anytime, so we invite you to re-read them regularly.

We thank you for your comprehension and for respecting these rules.

by Guest Fri Mar 22 2013, 20:16

read

now can I come in please

by **janey** Fri Mar 22 2013, 20:17

Me please

by **rebeccaleanne** Fri Mar 22 2013, 20:19

read they straight to the point when do the doors open?!?!?1

by Guest Fri Mar 22 2013, 20:20

Read it. And me too please Big Grin

by Guest Fri Mar 22 2013, 20:31

Let me in so I can ruin the party when everyone gets too excited shame on you

by Guest Fri Mar 22 2013, 20:42

I was in there reading Dave's jokes before I even read these rules! > Smile

by **Kathy** Fri Mar 22 2013, 20:50

Jeez Steve, someone's got to keep an eye on this lot above Big Grin

by Guest Fri Mar 22 2013, 20:52

Not me Kathy, I'm a nice boy angel

by **rebeccaleanne** Fri Mar 22 2013, 20:57

MatLogan wrote:Not me Kathy, I'm a nice boy

hahaha yea right lets see you let you hair down matt!!

by Guest Fri Mar 22 2013, 21:04

Me please! Big Grin

by **Sazzle** Fri Mar 22 2013, 21:07

Sounds great, where do I sign?!

by Guest Fri Mar 22 2013, 21:16

Well read and asked to come in but not letting me reply to any topics! or am I just stupid!

by Guest Fri Mar 22 2013, 21:17

inez maria wrote:Well read and asked to come in but not letting me reply to any topics! or am I just stupid!

Stevo has to ok it, and he's most likely just away to get another handful of Red Stripers. You'll be in soon.

God help us all too Tongues

by Guest Fri Mar 22 2013, 21:22

MatLogan wrote:
inez maria wrote:Well read and asked to come in but not letting me reply to any topics! or am I just stupid!

Stevo has to ok it, and he's most likely just away to get another handful of Red Stripers. You'll be in soon.

God help us all too

Aww thanks Mat! you are sooooooo helpful I did wonder that but I am not the most patient person! Big Grin

by **Steve** Fri Mar 22 2013, 21:23

you should be able to post in there now Smile

by Guest Fri Mar 22 2013, 21:27

Steve wrote:you should be able to post in there now

Thank you

by Ushanka Fri Mar 22 2013, 21:54

*rings doorbell

by Guest Sat Mar 23 2013, 09:06

read

by stig Sat Mar 23 2013, 11:23

Read, I left my ID at home though, can I still come in? Big Grin

by **racamoe** Sat Mar 23 2013, 11:33

Ok no probs .. I had to google sectarian though Rolling Eyes

by **Paul H** Sat Mar 23 2013, 14:54

HELLO!

by Fryfogle29 Sat Mar 23 2013, 16:40

Understood Smile

by Guest Sat Mar 23 2013, 17:46

Read and understood, can I get in please

by Guest Sat Mar 23 2013, 17:56

Chiara wrote:Read and understood, can I get in please

Patience dear patience Big Grin

by sonics family Sat Mar 23 2013, 18:24

Me please!

by RichieSBT Sun Mar 24 2013, 03:21

*knocks once... leaves a 10 second pause then knocks 3 times in rapid succession*
"the stafford barks at midnight"

a man in the pub told me that this was the secret knock and password

by **Jackieb** Sun Mar 24 2013, 18:48

Read them . Lemme in !!!!!

X

by **goldie87** Mon Mar 25 2013, 01:41

let me in, let me in! hot

by **Mattylee** Mon Mar 25 2013, 09:24

*knock knock*

by **Staffy lover** Mon Mar 25 2013, 11:03

Knocking......................

by Guest Mon Mar 25 2013, 20:50

Knocking........

by **asa-james** Mon Mar 25 2013, 20:56

crude, crass, swearing, generally degenerate section of the forum.

can i come in please xx

by Guest Thu Mar 28 2013, 14:41

read!

by tonghamphil Fri Mar 29 2013, 20:06

can i come in too

by Guest Sat Mar 30 2013, 17:06

lol only seeing this now and i been posting away. I must be special.

by spike123 Thu Apr 04 2013, 15:28

read, can i come join in ??

by lordmickey Wed Apr 17 2013, 15:54

read, understood and accepted.

Please can I go on?

thanks

by **Kell** Wed May 01 2013, 12:24

Be goodish .. got it Smile

Can I come in now?

by Mandz Sun May 05 2013, 08:32

*knock knock*

by kc Sun May 12 2013, 12:08

Read

can i please come in, pretty please?

by Guest Fri May 17 2013, 21:25

Read now pleeeeeez let me in Laughing

by Megaboost Fri May 24 2013, 17:41

I know I'm pretty new here but would love to be considered access to this area. I'm ancient so age is no problem and I have pretty broad shoulders and real good sense of humour.

The rules didn't mention about having a limit of posts so if someone could please put my name forward I would love to share some jokes with you all.

Thanks for reading.