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Post by pongy Wed Jan 23 2013, 21:28

It was busy in the library so I asked the young woman “can I sit here?”
In a very loud voice she replied “NO I will not sleep with you” and everyone looked at me
A short while later she comes over to me and whispers In my ear “I studied psychology and I could tell you wanted to have sex with me”
In a load voice I replied “HOW much £200 for 2 hours? You must be joking” everyone stopped and stared open mouthed at her, and then I whispered in her ear “I studied law and I know how to make people look guilty”


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Post by Guest Wed Jan 23 2013, 21:33

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Post by Guest Wed Jan 23 2013, 21:44

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Post by janey Wed Jan 23 2013, 21:48

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Post by Guest Thu Jan 24 2013, 09:05

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