Time for some spam me thinks .............

Need something to pass the hours away this morning either that FB or eventually do the OH tax returns for last year

Do the tax returns - that'll send you to sleep & pass the time!

Caryll wrote:Do the tax returns - that'll send you to sleep & pass the time!

Can't go to sleep got to keep my eyes on front for the delivery man again

Hmmmm.

Get Tommy to keep nipping you on the butt, then!

I'm stuck at work unfortunately but off for staff lunch in the club house and a few beers

City link you really stink
hurry up Dave needs a drink,
a christmas pressie He's waiting for
the guy's sick of waiting at the door,
Tommy and Tilly are driving him mad
they are needing a walk really bad,
if his parcel does not come
christmas day will be so glum.

dave742 wrote:City link you really stink
hurry up Dave needs a drink,
a christmas pressie He's waiting for
the guy's sick of waiting at the door,
Tommy and Tilly are driving him mad
they are needing a walk really bad,
if his parcel does not come
christmas day will be so glum.

Very good , I would have stuck a few 4 letter words in their though

"since Friday for his parcel he hunts...................."

dave742 wrote:City link you really stink
hurry up Dave needs a drink,
a christmas pressie He's waiting for
the guy's sick of waiting at the door,
Tommy and Tilly are driving him mad
they are needing a walk really bad,
if his parcel does not come
christmas day will be so glum.

Very good!

dave742 wrote:City link you really stink
hurry up Dave needs a drink,
a christmas pressie He's waiting for
the guy's sick of waiting at the door,
Tommy and Tilly are driving him mad
they are needing a walk really bad,
if his parcel does not come
christmas day will be so glum.

and verse 2

And now that city link have come
Dave will not be feeling so glum
So off is he to his little place
Where the lager is cool and tastes real ace
Fear not young Jenny Santa came early
And brought a gift to stop you going curly
The doggies have been out and about
As the kids were made to pull their finger out
So now they lay right by Daddy's side
Whilst Daddy admires them with pride
So everyone out there in Staffy land
Dave hopes your xmas turns out real grand


God I'm good

God I'm good? Is that from the movie a knights tale? Oh wrong thread lol. But yes Dave that is ace. Well done

Dave's going to be the poet laureate next year

This was my proudest moment and me at my most creative

Fear not young Jenny Santa came early
And brought a gift to stop you going curly