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Post by Dan Thu Dec 20 2012, 15:32

Q - Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

A - In case he got a hole in one.
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Post by Dan Thu Dec 20 2012, 15:36

Q - Why did the Irishman wear three condoms?

A - To be sure, to be sure, to be sure...
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Post by Guest Thu Dec 20 2012, 15:54

and how are they christmas jokes rolling on the floor

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Post by Dan Thu Dec 20 2012, 16:13

They are just lame jokes you get inside the bon bon
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Post by janey Thu Dec 20 2012, 16:32



Do you call crackers, bon bons?
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Post by Guest Thu Dec 20 2012, 16:37

janey wrote:

Do you call crackers, bon bons?

if they do it makes more sence Blushing

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Post by Guest Thu Dec 20 2012, 16:59

if you stick a joke in a bon bon it would get awful sticky

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Post by Kathy Thu Dec 20 2012, 17:02

Yes crackers are called bon bon's in Australia
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Post by Dan Thu Dec 20 2012, 17:21

Yeah aka crackers.
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Post by Dan Thu Dec 20 2012, 17:22

and usually they have a written joke and a small trinket toy inside.
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Post by Guest Thu Dec 20 2012, 17:26

Dan wrote:Yeah aka crackers.

And what do you do if the kids tear them Dan , do you stick em back together with some durex rolling on the floor rolling on the floor

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