Desert Island Tale

by Guest Sat Nov 17 2012, 18:35

The man had spent many years stranded alone on this very beautiful desert island. He had seen no ships or aircraft for ages and had given up all hope of rescue. Curiously he was not that bothered because the Island was very beautiful and he lacked for nothing except - company!

One day as he patrolled the beach he noticed an executive jet approaching and it was very low. He waved and shouted, but was devastated to see it crash into the sea some way from shore.

Early the following morning as he was again patrolling the beach he saw a heap on the shore line. As he drew closer he realised it was a person and the slight movement meant 'they' were still alive. He quickly went over and turned the person's face towards him and was totally amazed to notice that it was the very beautiful, Claudia Schifpher. It was soon obvious that she was very shaken, but otherwise unhurt and was able to ask him - where was she? The man felt he had to tell her the truth and told her what little he knew and how long he had been there with no sign of rescue.

Although, in the beginning she was very sad and dissapointed, after a while the island grew on her. It happened also that, as time went by, a relationship developed between them and they grew to be very happy together on this wonderful island of theirs. But Claudia also realised that there was something which deeply troubled the man and one day she asked him if there was anything more she could do for him to make him happy. He said - "No, there really isn't", but after a brief pause - "Well there is just one small thing which would make me very happy!"

"Would you mind dressing up as a man?" She was crestfallen. She could not imagine why he suddenly wanted this of all things, but she determined to honour the offer she had made. Shortly after, she returned to him dressed in what mans' clothes she could find. He took her by the hand and they walked down to the long sandy beach where he had found her all those years before. They stopped by the shore and he said to her - "Would you now go to the other end of the beach and start walking towards me?"

She was totally mystified, but did as he asked. As she started walking towards him she was amazed to see him running towards her along the beach, waving his arms and shouting at the top of his voice ...

"Hey! Mate, guess who I'm screwing!"